A Stranger In Paradise

I once had a garden filled with flowers that grew only on dark thoughts, but they needed constant attention and one day I decided i had better things to do...like spend all my time on this damned website. Enjoy. Free Hit Counter

[kawaiiryuko]

stop making touch screen phones bigger 2015

my hands are too small for them please stop

[squidwurd]

survival of the fittest soon you small handed weaklings will die out

[major-jamie-hill-deactivated201]

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

[shez-bitchy]

he cheated. on his wife.

[outsidersmark]

he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

fave things about this post:

the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut

calling any founding father a slut

the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS

that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing

Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210

210 slutty, slutty years

the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS

the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence

i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.

His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock

i barely know who alexander hamilton is

[draggofur-blog]

So apparently I just picked up an $8,000 organ off of the curb

[sourweather]

The few seconds before I realized you meant the instrument were terrifying

[svetlanasmilkovich]

receiving anon compliments like

[theinturnetexplorer]

well that neighbor feud took an amusing turn.

[toomucherin]

I was not expecting this

[novipop]

they have really good art too

[wilwheaton]

…and that’s how I met your mother.

[loukessler]

[kameik0]

Enjoy some Classic StarWars Bloopers.

[takineko]

Harrison Ford eating his mic is still my fav

[angelrinisadork]

The fact that Hayden Christiansen is such an absolute klutz is my favorite

[writingsbychlo]

C3PO going face down was what got my reblog omg

[blackfairypresident]

if shitposting isnt a coping mechanism for the ages then what is

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[pinkstrology]

coke: aquarius, sagittarius, virgo, scorpio, libra, aries

pepsi: gemini, taurus, pisces, capricorn, cancer, leo

[thequotejournals]

If you go to someone’s house and they don’t have any books don’t [sleep with] them.

John Waters (via wordsnquotes)

[whatever-fuckboy]

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

[randomlittlespark-blog]

12:00am- oh I man I love cheese pizza too! 12:01am- I killed a man once

[weedjoke420-deactivated20140603]

british person: wot is ur fauvourouriute coulourur? x me: chill

[meanplastic]

[taco-bell-rey]

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

72th

[stability]

*actively ignores thinking about my future*

[nicollekidman]

the concept of money is disgusting and repulsive but i wouldn’t say no to a check for five thousand us dollars