Very Important Pea

Sally. 24. Ireland. Fourth Personal Descriptive Fact. 

[stability]

[skaterparadise2]

Tumblr made me 10x gayer than I was before.

[nnewgirl-deactivated20140709]

[as-seenon-tv]

[femkitti]

[taliabobalia]

this is my favorite news segment of all time

[krxs10]

[wnq-anonymous]

There are two types of ‘tired’, I suppose. One is a dire need of sleep, the other is the dire need of peace.

Anonymous (via wnq-anonymous)

[oddly-romantic]

me when i first started drinking: beer is gross

me now: a beer lesbian

[queen-haiz]

You have to take into account the percentage of women that are interested in women. And then those percentage of women whom I’m attracted to. And then those percentage of women who are attracted to me. And then those percentage of women that, you know, I have chemistry with, and that our personalities line up. And that’s like 3 women… maybe.

Brittany Ashley (x)

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

I h8 when straight girls are like “ugh I should just b a lesbian it’d be so much easier” like…buddy…pal…mate…no it would Not…

[party-raisman]

[dogmuzzle-deactivated20170328]

me at the dentist

dentist: when was the last time you flossed?

me: bro u were THERE

[did-you-know]

The Ruggie is a pressure-sensitive alarm clock that won’t shut off until you’re standing on it. Source

[threefeline]

[tealpaws]

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

This is a good map

[fuckyahandmadejewelry-deactivat]

[grizzlybara]

that’s a lot of butter.

[hashinka-deactivated20130512]

there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter

[caleb-denecour]

to be fair it is a lot of butter

[muslimmingle]