partytrasha.

. tasha // 25 // f. 💙 Ralf 💛 Bump 🐺 Nanuk ❤️ lazy days, netflix, dogs. 💔 pressure, mornings, people. . this blog consists of anything i find relevant, cute, or hilarious. i like making new friends, so don't be afraid to 👉🏻 inbox 👈🏻 me :) . face // follow // about

[crackerfinishingschool]

[jumex]

I didn’t just come here to dance

[janeplease]

[partytrasha]

Well, if this isn't my every day life...

[cartooncoyote]

[kookiechimchimtrash]

[dyrus]

IS THAT A SHARK?

[les-etoilles]

[furrama]

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[thestirge]

So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college student and it was what he could afford. He didn’t have any furniture, he just slept on a blanket on the floor and had a milk crate for a chair and like an old wire spool as a table. No TV, nothing in the fridge, no microwave, basically just bare walls and a roof to keep the weather off. So one day he comes home, and there’s a man in his apartment, just standing there, with this look of utter amazement and horror on his face, and he turns to the guy who’s just entered and says, “This your place? ‘cause I broke in to rob you, but shit, man, you ain’t got nothin’. Wait here, I’m’a be right back.” And the burglar left, leaving a puzzled college student alone in his empty apartment. But sure enough, the burglar came back a while later, and brought some friends, and they delivered a table, a couple of chairs, and a small TV. “I think I got you a bed, too, but that might take a couple days.”

So, the poor college student made some friends. And he didn’t ask where they got the stuff.

[benjaminbadpennywho]

Broglar.

[rocket-thee-stallion]

@mylifeisamusicalreference

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I know this isn’t a serious show, but, this really spoke to me.

[partytrasha]

Think Pink 💖

[partytrasha]

PINK! 💖

[jlaw]

[vampirezigzagoon]

[hellishb]

[factly]

[partytrasha]

me: they hurt me!! I'm gonna be distant! that'll show them!

them: hey

me: hey 💘💓💖💕💓💞💕💗💝💓💞💝💘💕💕💖💗💘💕💞💘💘💖💗💘💞💕💞💞💕💘💕💖💗💖💕💞💞💖💖💗💖💘💞💫

[dyingbulb]

[kay-popper]

[maryjblige]

[accras]

Thank you for your service, 2008-2016.

[partytrasha]

I love how everyone else is holding it together but Biden is legit about to cry

[screamingcrawfish]

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”