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âNow I know what that kid from The Sixth Sense was thinking.â
    âWhat? What is that supposed to mean?â
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doctornickfletcher:
âNow I know what that kid from The Sixth Sense was thinking.â
    âWhat? What is that supposed to mean?â
daemonsleep:
âDude, whereâs the pizza? Please donât tell me Master Splinter took it. I did my training for today.â
    âDid you take something at that party, Brad?â
adonisxmichaels:
It was all in his head. That was it. But this had never happened before. She was haunting him. How was he supposed to deal with this? âYouâre not real,â he said as he backed up against a wall. âYouâre not real. Youâre not real.â The words kept leaving his mouth under his breath as he closed his eyes.
    âOkay then if Iâm not real then what am I?â
elijahquinnphotography:
âYou know, sunburn and glitter and all that. Damn, I thought we were close enough that youâd remember.â
    âUhm, we are close, but I seem to be missing something...â
elijahquinnphotography:
âCâmon now, you know I canât go outside right now.â
    âI know that you canât go outside right now? And why is that? Refresh my memory.â
daemonsleep:
âI know. Iâm sorry. Well, I didnât write cute little poems or ask your sisters anything, but I did watch you from afar. That sounds so creepy now that I think about it. Did you just call me a scared little nerd? Iâll have you know I was not little. I think your ego is good enough where I donât have to admit to doing anything that I have or have not done.â His eyes locked on hers as she pulled his face to look at hers. âSorry. Itâs hard not to think about. I could have not been a âscared little nerdâ and just done what she wanted without making you a part of that. Thatâs my fault. Iâm tired of the wars, I guess. Twice was enough for me to get involved with. The only thing that keeps me from having to deal with the consequences of my actions is my mother. Arenât I lucky that Zeus is scared of just her. And my sisters. But nobody is a fan of the Fates. I think.â He stopped talking for a few seconds as he thought about what he was saying. âIâm sorry I just said all of that. Iâm just glad weâre married. And that you gave me little assholes for sons,â he said with a chuckle. âSorry.â His hands lifted up into a surrender and he lifted himself up into a sitting position again. âMy shows arenât awful though. You should just appreciate them with me. At least Little Einsteins.â
    âThat does sound creepy, but itâs also endearing. Most likely only because itâs you. I did. Are you only denying the little part? Not the scared or the nerd? My ego is barely sated for the moment, but Iâll spare you.â Sighing, she let her hands slide over the curve of his jaw and down until she cradled one of his in her grasp before bringing it up to kiss his knuckles. âThere are things to be sorry for, but everyone is selfish at times and you shouldnât apologise for that. If it brought me to you, then Iâm not sorry for it. Mm, well, my fatherâs fear works in your benefit, does it not? I could live without your sisters, but they are your sisters so I try to respect them. It may not always work though.â She smiled at him, still holding his hand, and gave a slight shrug. âStop apologising to me for things that do not matter. And if our sons were assholes, then they got that from you. Iâm the good on.â When he pulled away, she only stared for a moment before sitting up and rolling her eyes. âI canât appreciate what I do not understand. Why canât you try watching something I like... like Ever After High?â
flowersandivy:
âOh, Iâm gonna. Here, Iâll chew silently, you meditate. Zen. Silence from me.â
    âNo, itâs fine. I can do it later. Iâm probably zen enough for the moment. Is it good at least?â
magicofvera:
ââThea, thereâs literally only one person in the shopâŚand itâs my shop, so calm your tits,..Oh, good, Iâm glad you kept him and his âbigâ friend up.Gods, youâre more tight lipped than the shell Aphrodite came from!â
    âBut they can still hear you! I am so calm, like wh---- oh my Gods, shut up. I am not discussing this with you. He would feel weird knowing you say that so Iâm going to keep that to myself. Well, Iâm sorry Iâm not comfortable completely broadcasting my sex life!â
adonisxmichaels:
âWhy does it matter if I believe you or not? My nameâs Adonis. Your nameâs Hanna.â
    âIt matters because Iâm not lying. My family really is what I say. Wait, your name is Adonis?â
shutupanddriver:
âNo, Iâm worried. Have you been spending time around the Furies?â
    âOnly Tisiphone. I donât see what that has to do with anything though.â
waitingforthefireflies:
Just Toby hair problems.
Everyone: (whispers) I donât like you.
Zeus: (whispers) Iâll get over it.
catalinavasco:
âUh yeah, itâs the building next store.â
    âSeriously? Iâm so sorry. I really am oblivious. I should buy something for like wasting your time.â
daemonsleep:
âI know that was really sad mostly. Itâd be extremely difficult for me to move on. Which is why I never did. Fine, what do you want to know about my embarrassing crush on you? Take enjoyment out of my embarrassment. Okay. I mean, no matter how you feel now though, I still wish I had went about it a different way. You were the only way Hera could get me to do anything for her again. Iâm not particularly fond of being on Zeusâ radar and hiding behind my mother for safety. Iâm sure your ego is in a nice place right now. I was very comfortable in my cave with my poppy fields and sleeping. I probably would have done it at some point, but of course Hera knows everything. Knew exactly what I wanted.â He let out a sigh through his mouth while his eyebrows furrowed together. âWhatâs wrong with Yo Gabba Gabba?â His arm slipped underneath her neck to bring her closer to him. âBut Netflix seems so much more interesting. Canât we just do that? Please?â He almost pouted to add to it, but he refrained from doing so.
    âAnd youâre just getting sadder by the minute. I donât know, tell me that you watched me from afar and you wrote cute little poems dedicated to me and youâd ask my sisters about what I was doing like a scared little nerd. My ego is great right now, but itâd be even better if you admitted that.â Her brows knit together as she placed a hand on his jaw and let her gaze lock with his. âHey, come back to me. Youâre going somewhere that I donât want you to go. Be her with me and donât think about that. All that matters from that is you and I were married and we had beautiful children and Iâll love you no matter where we are or what weâre doing.â Groaning, she tried to move out of his touch and closed her eyes. âDo you realise how distracting that is for me right now? Donât touch me if you want me to get up or answer questions about all of the awful shows that you like to watch.â
    âOkay, Iâve only slept for ten hours today. The studioâs closed today because new flooring being put in. Youâre acting like I need out like, get out more. Iâm comfortable in bed all day, you know? I want to sleep all day.â