burger

An antelope 🍔 Bi 🍔 He/Him 🍔 30 🍔

[passiveantelope]

God forbid women do anything huh

[shanks]

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[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

[shanks]

far_side

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[inthefallofasparrow]

King of Swords

[maximiummartinez]

Hall of Fame, Oscar, Emmy, goddamn golden globe award love these dudes

[notredamn]

Antsiart

[shanks]

raituna

[bagofbonesmp3]

they're making a Chris Hansen biopic with Robert Pattinson in it....

[bagofbonesmp3]

robert Pattinson voice: my hungry ass will eat just about anything

[graceofgosh]

imagine if every time you had sex you could hear a narrator describing the scene but it was like a video essayist with poor media analysis skills critiquing the themes and mischaracterizing you as he describes your life and psychological profile

[graceofgosh]

it only happens during sex. your partner can hear it too. sometimes he will flat out make up lore that isn't well supported by the facts of your life like an elden ring lore YouTuber does.

[teathattast]

[segamascott]

this is honestly such a good idea

[pokeballvictimized]

arknights waai fu is honestly such a good fucking design. you dont even have to be a furry she just looks awesome as hell and you love her.

toe to tip she's fucking perfect

[shanks]

Anska

[arturia-giallo]

ドミナ by Hood [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

[nitw]

my entire body hurts i'm sobbing so bad over this holy shit

[melonfacade]

👽😡HEY ALIEN FUCK OFF😡👽 🖕🖕FUCK YOU ALIEN 🖕🖕 🤬🤬🍆SUCK MY DICK🍆🤬🤬 🖕🤬🖕FUCK OFF🖕🤬🖕FUCK OFF🖕🤬🖕 ❌👽🚨ANTI ALIEN ALARM 🚨👽❌ 👽🚫NO ALIEN🚫👽🚫NO MARCIANITO🚫👽 🤬🖕FUCK OFF🖕🤬🖕FUCK YOU🖕🤬🖕FUCK OFFFFFF🖕🤬 🚫🌎GET OUT OF HERE🌎🚫 ❌👽❌ANTI MARCIANITO❌👽❌ 😡😡NO😡NO😡NO😡😡 🖕🖕FUCK YOU🖕🖕 😡😡😡NO😡😡😡 🌎➡️➡️➡️LEAVE🌎➡️➡️➡️LEAVE ME ALONE🌎➡️➡️➡️ 😤😤😤BWAAAAAAAAAH😤😤😤 🌎➡️GET OUT OF HERE🌎➡️GET OUT OF HERE🌎➡️ 🛡️🛡️🛡️🛡️PROTECTIVE SHIELD 🛡️🛡️🛡️🛡️PROTECTIVE SHIELD 🛡️ 🛡️🛡️🛡️PROTECTIVE SHIELD 🛡️🛡️🛡️🛡️ 🚫🧛‍♂️🚫NO DRACULAS🚫🧛‍♂️🚫🧻🚫NO MUMMY🚫🧻🚫👽🚫NO ALIEN 🚫👽🚫🧌🚫NO DUENDE🚫🧌🚫 🚨🚨🚨ACTIVATE ALARM🚨🚨🚨CANNOT APPROACH🚨🚨🚨YOU WILL DIE🚨🚨🚨 😡😤😤😫😫AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH😡😤😤😫😫😡AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH😫😫😤😤😡

[chongoblog]

Visit Original Link

You’re gonna have a good time

Megalovania if it was in major key rather than minor key

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Song plays during a montage of Frisk and Sans having good times.

[raintalker-deactivated20190516]

Have some random heartwarm chickenscribbles to the music ♥

[kiran-wears-science-blues]

#this made me cry INSTANTLY#I think you’ve unlocked sans’ actual theme#sans wouldn’t want megalovania to be is theme. he’s a dork. megalovania is the theme he’s forced into when the world is being torn apart (via @theladyem)

[akhmenos]

The outro theme to the darkest, saddest anime imaginable

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[patrothestupid]

hobby date