Winky Face Emoji

[dearnonnatives]

🤷🏽‍♀️

[mrpibb]

[prokopetz]

Owning a cat means having to ensure that every single piece of furniture you own - including the individual shelves thereof - can survive having ten pounds of meat slam into it from a height of six feet.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

[nfkjfehlkfjlk-deactivated201806]

Memes that are funny in 2018 and 1958

[baladevii]

Even on bad terms loyalty should never change.

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

[futurebuffdad]

DISTRESSED BEEPING

[636174657270696c6c6172]

Walmart at 7pm while high ass fuck and bright ass lights bro im like a slug and someone is salting me

[justcatposts]

Danger bush

[marythacake]

What she says: “I don’t want to have children” What everyone thinks she means:

[languagemoon-deactivated2018041]

I’m gonna learn…. 4000 languages and be friends with every human being on earth

[brasilian-bs]

me when i’m drunk

[lielabell]

my gymspiration for 2018

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[federalbureauofislam]

sorry I haven’t replied to ur texts I’ve been overwhelmed by literally anything that’s ever happened or will happen

[i-am-dallas-deactivated20190109]

[beatybe]

I don’t think I have ever seen a dog show straight up unabashed disgust to anything.

[im-no-jedi]

[and-wheeze-already-started]

[waynedrake]

“yee ha.”

[warcrimesonline]

Why do scots type like they speak

[dealersample]

Different language

[blazeofgold-deactivated20190921]

I can stomach bro-type boys who actually are quite sweet and loveable beneath their bro exterior significantly more than like, guys who study philosophy and write “poetry” but beneath it all actually have the skewed moral compass and heedless self absorption of your common or garden bro.

[outlaw-queen-deactivated2018061]

chris evans vs james franco

[verdantelf]

joey tribbiani vs ross gellar