pastaspoon's blog

[depsidase]

[noodles-07]

everything I hate about ai and love about wikipedia on one image

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[ozempicofficial]

[homuraham]

Hamster Escapes the Most Dangerous Prison Maze 🐹

[xylophonetangerine]

[weefidan]

While this seems cute I'm pretty sure it's stressful to the hamster

Does anyone know more about this?

[alex51324]

The hamster does not watch movies, and therefore is unaware that the cardboard and plastic props in his obstacle course are references to well-known cinematic deathtraps.

[asharomi]

Ham-Ham Prisonbreak

[thegaymertrainer]

I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN

[cthulhu-with-a-fez]

via @mylordshesacactus

[doubleca5t]

Mexico has found like 20 different ways to serve tortillas with cheese, crema, salsa, beans and meat and every single one of them slaps silly

[beardedmrbean]

Spite can be a incredible motivator

[kosmogrl]

[kumboochies]

[animentality]

[serendipitouslyyyyyy]

whenever this comes up i like to remind people that harry going back to the abusive dursleys every year was treated by the narrative as something necessary and good because they're his family after all, and percy jackson gave his mom medusa's head so that she could turn her abusive husband to stone and sell his remains as a sculpture to pay for her degree and that was framed as a good decision without remorse. and that's the difference between hp and pjo as stories i think

[villainessbian]

Rick Riordan received the Stonewall Book Award while rowling's friends are nazis, if that helps

[orteil42]

I will gib yu $5 (cookie clicker's price on steam) to remove the ads on mobile (they're very annoying I keep clicking them). I understand that development is going to be slow, go at your own pace but I gotta get rid of those ads please pretty please 🥺.

hello yes that will be $5 please

Cookie Clicker (ad-less) - Apps on Google Play

The original idle game. Bake cookies to rule the universe!

[orteil42]

btw this is showing a price of $5.49 currently despite me specifically setting it to $5 (maybe $4.99?) on release. i think auto currency pricing is on (the app store tries to maintain equivalent value in different countries). what the fuck has your president been up to

[evilbuildingsblog]

Video game building IRL

[thisismud]

“Where do you work?”

*suspiciously* “Yeah? Where’s it at?”

Oh down by

[governor--megatron]

Me: “Hey darlin’, you wanna go to A Nice Restaurant to eat?”

Her: “Sure thing!  Where??”

Me: *prepares for a “Who’s On First”-esque conversation*

[posingasme]

True: I once waited tables for a high-end steak and wine place that was called The Strip Club. Whenever someone asked where I worked, it required some explanation. Especially when my dad asked.

[balcklion]

A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️

[g1sunstreaker]

this gag NEVER fails to make me laugh. watching them all file in one by one and collectively laugh harder every time the next guy walks in…i could watch videos of this practical joke all day

[cumaeansibyl]

Their faces as they collectively realize they’re married to the funniest women on the planet

[roaldamundsen]

stuffed animal contest

[asharomi]

Is that bbno$???

[easel-eisel]

can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?

[09wooglenotabutt09]

Sure! You always did that when we were younger!

[fuzzy-robot]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[anarchistmemedistro]

AI haters build tarpits to trap and trick AI scrapers that ignore robots.txt

Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.

[megaceros]

love that energy

[orteil42]

so i feel very silly about this but i've never been clear on this. nightmare before christmas starts out with a parade where jack skellington comes in as a scarecrow with a pumpkin head. moments later he swallows a torch and catches on fire then emerges from a fountain as a skeleton, a look he keeps for the rest of the film. now i imagine the common interpretation is he was merely dressed as a scarecrow for the occasion, but this is never mentioned outright and ever since i was a kid it kind of always felt to me that he previously lived most of his life up to that point as a scarecrow but chooses to burn off his scarecrow flesh 3 seconds into the movie? leaving only his scarecrow skeleton beneath and burnished suit? just for the bit, because it's a party and he's just that much of a mad lad? am i reaching. i mean they literally call him the pumpkin king of the pumpkin patch

[orteil42]

fuck me i forgot to mention of course the version i watched as a kid was in french and in the dub he's literally called Jack l'épouvantail (ie. the scarecrow) which might explain my bias. while i'm here the danny elfman songs are very nice but i'd say the writing on the french lyrics is superior. it's one of those "the Simpsons is better in french" situations