Pastel Bi Day

Fluffy Bi Night 🌸 Bi | 23 | INFP They/Fae | ENBY | taken Unicorn Tamer 🌸💖🏳️‍🌈🦄☘️

[vincaris]

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Me IRL

[learnoutlive]

http://bit.ly/305Y3X8

[thatswhywelovegermany]

verschlimmern = to make worse

verbessern = to improve

verschlimmbessern = to disimprove

[blabla2024-1-deactivated2024011]

ok wait… what about “kaputtreparieren” ?

[thatswhywelovegermany]

kaputt = broken

reparieren = to repair

kaputtreparieren = to completely destroy something that was only slightly damaged in a failed attempt to fix it

[sinnabonka]

that’s why German never will me on the list of languages I concurred

[pastel-bi-day]

Love this

[witchoria]

[virgoasf]

[curlsandstems]

I need this.

[poni1kenobi-deactivated20250915]

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

[spread-positivity-everywhere]

May this holiday season be kind to you 🎄❤️

[pastel-bi-day]

Really need this right now

[transmasc-wizard]

rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

[transmasc-wizard]

highlights of the responses:

the solid hundred americans saying "idk general american". i dont know what that is so im gonna pretend you mean "I sound like a disney channel character"

shoutout to whoever said "gay". also whoever said "autism".

to those curious; 'newfoundland' accents are what everyone i know says to refer to the stereotypical "canadian accent" that bad american TV has, 'cause you're basically only gonna hear that in a random fishing town on the Maritimes' coast.

the fact that almost every french person called their accent sexy

all my fellow canadians who are saying "canadian but i dONT SOUND NEWFIE" like yes babe we are not all One Single Fishing Town Accent (no hate to the newfies tho ily)

the one who said "i sound like siri. i have no accent" meanwhile siri is So Fucking Accented to my ears

the amount of people with english as a second language in the notes who now love their accents <3 that's great, love urself

everyone going "i'm TOLD i sound british. please not that"

the one person who described their accent instead of just saying a word. they happened to be canadian and i was like "you just. absolutely and totally described how i talk"

the amount of californians going "californian but i dONT SOUND SURFER OR VALLEY GIRL" like the US version of "im not newfie"

the one single californian who was like "yeah i sound surfer. what are u gonna do about it"

[pastel-bi-day]

I’m the one with a basic Aussie ascent

[thotferatu]

[adventurelandia]

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse, Sydney, Australia, ca. 1930, photography by Sam Hood

[tending-the-hearth]

“Bruno says it looks like rain”

what he probably was thinking:

Bruno was wishing Pepa good luck on her wedding day and she took it as bad luck so when she got upset that’s probably when he started feeling like all his prophecies were just bad luch

[bogleech]

What's your favorite of Sid's toys from Toy Story?

Their official name is ROCKMOBILE!

[pastel-bi-day]

For me it’s either the hooker of the duck person

[wyldefungi]

[only80sgifs]

[cute-animals-only]

how she likes to use her face to come in

[albertcamusofficial]

[everything-inspiring]

[wilsonbradshaw]

That’s right, queen 👏👏

[barzum-and-baizli]

why anime girl’s skirts always look like jet engine turbines.

[jinxling]

explain

[barzum-and-baizli]

[pocketkris]

if my woman isnt a jet I dont want her

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Anime girl loses her hat to the wind and her schoolgirloutfitwearing friend spins and takes off towards it

[lovehype]

whenever people on other websites make fun of old tumblr they never get it right. like you had to be there