the arcana as more shitty quotes from my friends
here we fuckin go again. they just keep coming.
portia: isn’t a rapture a dinosaur?
everyone: *stunned silence*
portia: …that’s a raptor. fuck
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muriel: i don’t think i can eat these beans anymore. *immediately starts crying*
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lucio: hot air balloons are so overrated. i hate this.
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nadia: my sinuses are so terrible, my eyes are always watering. i need like… eye diapers. like ya know how there’s adult diapers for when you piss yourself on the regular? yeah, those but for eyes.
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lucio: it’s just me and my gucci bag against the world
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mc: i would die for you 💞
julian: i would eat your toes 💓
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lucio: can i have a chip?
nadia: shut up
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portia: you should be a classical pianist
julian: yes i will be a classic penis
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portia: is that sicko mode i smell?
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muriel: *eats a cheese wheel like it’s an apple*
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asra: EGGS AND BACON ARE MY FAVOURITE BREAKFAST MATERIALS
nadia: NO THEY ARE NOT
asra: *angrily burps in retaliation*
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portia: holy shit your eye is all red
julian: WHAT?????? *looks at self in phone camera* OH FUCK
portia: are you okay???
julian: FUCK MY CONTACT IS LOST IN MY EYE
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asra: bro it’s, like, HARD being tumblr famous!
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julian: i have all many brain cells… in my brain… they’re in there…
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*very angrily and full of enthusiasm*
muriel: I WISH THE BROWN M&MS WERE PURPLE
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julian: my god-given talent is walking into walls
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julian: literally what the fuck is going on i’m listening to claude bégin, eating puffy cheetos & reading smut this feels so wrong
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lucio: WEENER WEENER CHICKEN PEENER
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julian: oh my god that’s how i wanna die. drowning in my friends’ piss.
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muriel: *standing eerily at the door of the classroom and whispering….*
muriel: ……..do you want my pastry…….
I love this this is god tier



















