Let The Gecko In

musings about life and hot baked takes

[galaxyspeaking]

His monstrous queen, her gentleman demon

[exitwound]

(alone after sunset on a sunday) Does anyone love me

[sandmandaddy69]

[whats-a-bear]

dragon bf that takes you to his cave, picks you up, then lays you on his pile of gold and jewels and says you’re his greatest treasure

[aaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbba-deactivate]

and then he fucks you?

[whats-a-bear]

yeah and then he fucks you

[treecakes]

[kristina100000]

i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious

[vhagar-apologist-deactivated202]

house of the dragon meets jennifer's body

[stuckinapril]

babygirl i can overthink things you’ve never even thought of in your life

[ngoziu]

Okay every quarter I ask the same question but (1) what would you love to see in a Check, Please! TV show and (2) what would you hate to see in a Check, Please! TV show

Assume gay people are producing it

[narwhalsarefalling]

[omgcheckplease]

has Jack picked his best man yet?

lardo: "aaaahhhhh" good argument. you can tell he's a lawyer. tater: zimboni choose now! we are men. tell us. jack: listen i got engaged 5 hours ago shitty: ASKDFJ WE MET 5 YEARS AGO!!!!!

[t4timekeeper]

people have the audacity to equate vanilla with “plain”. the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don’t understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i’m going to kill you

[freeshippingrelay]

Team 7, SeiGou, art!

[thousandwrecks]

Yaaay, the shipping relay submissions went live! I present a baby pirate queen and her scaly boyf.

[manny-jacinto]

BRIDGERTON #2.04 ‘Victory’

[riverc1an]

“let all cats old enough to catch their own prey gather here beneath the highrock for a clan meeting!"

[clonerightsagenda]

Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off

[theawesomeadventurer]

a total power move

[theawesomeadventurer]

[thatnordicguy]

when your legs don’t work like they used to before

[funerals]

time to online shop

[funerals]

sure hope my bank account won’t get charged like last time

[funerals]

by talos this can’t be happening