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Ah yes. The good old days when shipping wars hadn’t been invented yet. Before the existence of antis when we all lived in harmony -

No, no. Tumblr and twitter had *created* puritan culture. I mean before then.

No no no before then. Before social media poisoned everything-

Before then….?

Before….

Well surely shipping wars didn’t exist before the internet-

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kratt09

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

kratt09

thats not the word I meant to use

coldspicyy

None of these words are in the bible.

godmodebeginswithlesbians

au contraire, mon ami

transarsonist

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

saintjosie

i’m sorry cock is in the bible?

freeformtarsier

Matthew 26:34 KJV

Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.

saintjosie

huh i didn’t know edging was in the bible either

virtualgirladvance

Of course it is, they've been waiting over two thousand years for the second coming

synder-sync

exceptionalcelestial

oftentimes when you look back on media you enjoyed as a child it's like hello why did they let a 14 year old fight a dragon? but star wars holds up. luke is 19. his reaction to losing his whole family is to say "alright, let's do this. I'm gonna learn to meditate and hire a sexy drug dealer and his friend who's a furry to be my uber across the galaxy so I can blow up a fascist government" that's something only a 19 y/o would do

foone

He's also a farm boy. I grew up in the south among a bunch of such guys: they are always willing to hop in a pickup to go cause some mischief. Oh, is this horribly illegal and it'll screw over the government? Even better!

armormodekeeg

so much of the original star wars makes more sense when you realize "millennium falcon" is exactly what some cocky asshole would call a beat-up truck with a bunch of illegal mods that he and only he thinks is the coolest thing ever

roomhole

thehereticpharaoh

This is what hieroglyphs and figures in ancient Egyptian temples looked like before their colors faded. They were recreated using a polychromatic light display at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, following thorough research.

ms-hells-bells

If this is your kind of thing, new zealand has the world's first life sized re-creation of an Egyptian temple for an idea of how it would have looked back then

eunique

For those who want to know where in New Zealand it is, this is in Hamilton Gardens in Hamilton!

nippon-com

A giant salamander emerged from Kyoto’s Kamogawa on July 4, 2014, following torrential rains that flooded the river.

Four years later to the date, it returned.

hellsite-yano

FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOOOOOOOOOOOO

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damazcuz

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

ladyshinga

Doctors should snark at each other more, be a bit mean. Not for no reason, mind you. But if five doctors blow me off about symptoms and doctor number six FINALLY runs actual tests and gets a diagnosis, I think it should be Doctor Six's right to call up the other five and tell them they're lazy pieces of shit. That should be socially encouraged. Those first five doctors clearly can't listen to patients, but maybe another doctor might finally get to them.