Constant Shitpost

[ryebreadeater]

The gayest Thing i did as a kid was romancing Elliott in stardew Valley because i felt like i had to pick a boy and I liked his hair, and while romancing Elliott i also befriended Abigail and drew her ALL the time, and thought about her ALL the time. Like girl, you were clearly gay for a purple haired gamer girl, stop pretending.

[pastelrubae]

The gayest thing I did when I first got Stardew Valley was romancing Elliot because I though he was just a very masc lesbian and it took me about two seasons to realize that Elliot was actually a guy.

[ultrafacts]

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[geistygeist]

[yabbadabbadotty]

reblogging for the art

[el-presidente-deadpool-deactiva]

[theirisianprincess]

“We’re fixing up this spaceship that belongs to our new friend Meap.”

“Meap, he’s the most adorable thing in the world.”

“Really? Are you sure there’s nothing, or no one that’s more adorable?“

“No, not a chance.”

[theirisianprincess]

PART 2

“Okay. I jury-rigged Ferb’s old GPS device, to create a cute tracker.”

“It locks on to the cutest thing in the area,”

“so it should lead us right to Meap.”

“Let’s see if we can get a signal.“

“Got something!”

“Oh, that’s probably me. Sorry.”

“No. It’s three miles in that direction.”

[theirisianprincess]

Part 3

“Isabella, want to come with me and help me find Meap?“

“Sure!”

“I still haven’t gotten my”

“‘you wouldn’t know cute if it bit your legs off’“

“accomplishment badge.”

“Cool!”

“Let’s go!”

[theirisianprincess]

Part 4

“Hmm, I’m having trouble picking up his cute signal.”

“Phineas, since you obviously won’t figure this out on your own,“

“I think I’m the one causing the cute interference.“

“Don’t be silly Isabella.”

“I took into account your cuteness, and adjusted the cute-meter settings accordingly from the beginning.”

“See, look what happens when I change it back to normal.”

Bonus Depiction Of Me Right Now:

[theirisianprincess]

Part 5 (from a different episode)

“So, do I know romance or what?”

“what.”

“I said, do I know romance or-”

“I heard you.”

[theirisianprincess]

Part 6 (this time with Candace)

“So that’s Uncle Phineas and Ferb as kids?“

“That’s right.”

“And that girl looks like Aunt Isabella.“

“Did you hear that? Aunt Isabella!”

“That means I’m gonna marry Phineas!”

“Or Ferb.”

*clicks tongue*

[generallemarc]

We didn’t deserve this show

[yousaytheydontcare-blog]

[cunyfirst]

scandalous

[the-gingerdancer]

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

[shitshowshame]

Everyone as soon as the Steven Universe Future intro is relased: oh, that giant worm? It's Steven.

Rebecca Sugar and the Crewniverse:

[unclefather]

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

these parents really looked at their vagina fresh child and killed him on sight huh

[powerfulwizard]

When I first read this I was like hah cool he used the name from the random guy on twitt-oh fuck oh no

[turtle-noise]

This took me an embarrassingly long time to get, I had to go to Twitter before it clicked and

[surprisebitch]

this REALLY took me a while

[teenscoolest]

[nudityandnerdery]

Make it a good one, kids.

[jasvvy]

we stan a legend. 

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

I don’t even play this game or know who she is, but this is such peak cat energy I have to reblog it.

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

[dutchster]

[alwayslaurinah]

waits patiently for 2015 upload

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

2015

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

Happy new year 2016

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

Happy new year 2017 

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

Happy new year

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

Happy New Year

[raccooncryptidd]

It’s almost time. Be prepared.

[saneunderthelamplight]

It’s here!

[gowns]

man the crazy thing about babies is that like, some people would think that reading a baby a book about farm animals is teaching them about farm animals, but really it’s teaching them about the concept of a book and how there’s new information on each page of a single object, but really, beyond that, it’s teaching them how language works, and beyond that it’s really actually teaching them about human interaction, and really really it’s them learning about existing in a three-dimensional space and how they can navigate that space, but actually, above all it is teaching them that mama loves them.

[tenderstems]

thinking about this all the time

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[donald-trump-official]

Since one two minute video clip of Joe Biden taken out of context and with no supplementary facts means Joe Biden is guilty of bribing the Ukraine, I wonder what 500+ pages of reports detailing a months long effort to secure an investigation into Joe Biden says about Donald trump?

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

[dutchster]

[alwayslaurinah]

waits patiently for 2015 upload

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

2015

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

Happy new year 2016

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

Happy new year 2017 

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

Happy new year

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

Happy New Year

[raccooncryptidd]

It’s almost time. Be prepared.

[blackness-by-your-side]

[rrivendell]

I just want to inform you all that “A Wife With Purpose” is not only a misogynist but she is also a white supremacist.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[4kadhd]

cats will absolutely let you know when they don’t like something and I think that’s great personally because I’ll be using the metal bristle brush for my cat and she loves it and ppl will look and wince because they can hear it against her skin and they’re like “Doesn’t that hurt her??? Should you be brushing her that hard?” and I’ll look them dead in the eyes, “If it’s not pulling back her skin and back meat into another dimension she will hate me” and that’s the end of the conversation