it's your friendly neighbor Spider-man

AMANDA. 21. DEAF.

[petersquilll-deactivated2018092]

[ivelina-pavlova]

[psychedelic-croutons]

These vines are my life

[lionesstaylor]

i am on the fucking floor DYING

[too-cool-for-facebook]

Let us watch as this man’s life devolves

[speakswords]

This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle

[finalfantasyvii]

[lady-byleth]

I can’t believe Legolas Thranduilion, Prince of Mirkwood, invented skateboarding.

[thorodinson]

Sauron has yet to reveal his deadliest servant. The one who will lead Mordor’s armies in war. The one they say no living man can kill.

[space-n-sin]

Morty isn’t okay, and Rick does give a shit.

[pastelwebhead]

@laurelsandlovehandles

[nah---nigga-deactivated20180917]

I did it because it needed to be done after episode 306

[onlytwitterpics]

[slocotion]

Quick

[falseknees]

They’ll remember that one time I said that funny thing

[yidan]

10 seconds human body doodle ii. (i.) //  ig - @yizdan

[halethofbrethil-blog]

The Lord Of The Rings artwork series by Sebastian Giacobino on Facebook

[spiffygizmo]

You’re doin great 👍

[hellish-undeath]

On a job application: “What is your preferred name and gender, we value diversity, so be honest.” Me: 

[dyslexicpoodle]

I don’t know what this means.  I’ve never filled out a form that said that.

[teddytheebear]

they’re asking you to disclose if you’re transgender. legally, they can’t ask or consider someone’s gender in hiring someone, so they get around it by giving you the option of telling them yourself. if you “volunteer” the information, that’s legal.

its like when they try to figure out if you’re poor by asking if you have “reliable transportation,” hoping that ppl will explain that they dont have a car without actually being asked. things like that.

its a scummy thing to do, especially in this case where theyre presenting it like a “diversity” thing.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

^^^^ Never answer those questions honestly if you actually want the job.

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

My managers have personally told people that anyone who puts anything like that outside of just “male or female” gets their application tossed immediately. Btw if an interviewer asks if you have reliable transportation, don’t say anything but “yes I do” that’s it!!!!! Don’t say another word don’t say you take the bus or walk or bike or get rides or uber don’t say anything!!!!! Just say yes and that is it they cannot require any sort of proof of transportation.

[gitgey-deactivated20171125]

Shit. I didn’t know that about transportation but I'mma start doing it now.

[oamul]

[ergos]