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anna | she/her | 30 | perpetual lurker since 2011

[pastelispunx]

My emotions about space travel, and the history of, are strong today.

[pocket-deer-belly]

sometimes i still think about that like. i think at this point 10 year old comic about how normal people vs. creative people see the world

[pocket-deer-belly]

people don't talk about it but it really is like this. when i work, i like to imagine my boss as a fundamentally evil woman, and i like it.

[pocket-deer-belly]

people don't talk about it but it really is like this. everytime i think about car centric infrastructure it makes me want to kill myself

[pocket-deer-belly]

people don't talk about it but it really is like this. i have enslaved a tiny dragon and i will not let him out of my oven

[headedoutleft]

had a meeting at work yesterday with a guy i didn’t know and he said the phrase, “feed two birds with one scone”, which i thought indicated a conscientious and generous spirit

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[nostalgiaforinfinity]

summer longing

[sliversoakley4]

[whenstherapy]

Can everyone stop getting lip filler please im scared

[frrenzetic]

[inartchive]

[lilyblisslys]

They should sell pre rolls at Trader Joe’s

[lilyblisslys]

in a just society this would be the case

[lustcannibalism]

"what was your childhood like?" idk I wasn't there

[thecollectibles]

Art by John Park

[txttletale]

i really hate 'power of love' stories not because i'm a jaded cynic or whatever but because i always find something deeply offputting and misanthropic in how they are almost always set up in a way that implies that the protagonist is the only person in the world capable of love

[txttletale]

for your story to hinge on "our protagonist's love is powerful enough to conquer all the evils of the world" you kind of have to implicitly make the backdrop "everyone else's love is garbage, just trash, philosophical zombies the lot of them"

[txttletale]

like harry potter is the big modern pop culture template for "the power of love" and even seitting aside yknow any of the modern stuff about jkr i have always found "oh his mother's love protected him from the killing curse" to be kind of deeply repulsive as a plot point. like oh well i guess the moms all those other kids who died just didnt love them enough, guess it was a skill issue

[bethanyactually]

[arctic-hands]

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

[evilsoup]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[guineapigposting]

I’m gonna trim your nails. can you please stay calm so i can get it done quickly?

I will take us both down

[its-funnytwittertweets]