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@professional-kerch-asshole
Greetings.
I am Jan Van Eck, influential member of the Kerch Merchant Council, currently voluntarily retired.
I have a very loving wife, Alys, and my only son of which I am very proud. His name is Jan- named after his father, of course. They are currently having a quiet season in the country, while I take care of business. Indefinetely.
Business inquiries can be made.
why, if you care so much about profits, did you retire? why is wylan managing your estates if you've disowned him?
I am overseeing my son's education. I have not retired.
I expect there's been a clergical error. I'm looking to right it still, but since that disgrace sees fit to keep only the lowest of low company, surrounded by crime and violence, it's proving...tiresome.
Who are you, anyway?
riiight, you're overseeing the education of a 'disgrace' thine holy arse has disowned multiple times??? please do explain this chopped logic and the specifics of my identity concern you not, seeing as thou would consider me among that lowest of low
No, I'm overseeing the upbringing of my son- the one that's actually worthy of that title. I could've guessed you were Barrel scum from your vocabulary. Run back to your alleyway, and dont mingle with what you don't understand.
the son that hasn't even been born yet??
He has been born actually, but only just.
but then, what education are you even giving him? surely a great van ick like yourself needn't be potty trained?
@asmollestgremlin I think the tags night interest you
yo thanks my g
im just gonna ignore the prev context of what was happening above bc that aint my business
(please do that's book related)
@makeitfast9052 :3
mmmmmmm interesting but lowk i feel like i still need more context bc idk whats happening fully HAHA
nooo it's blorbos asshole dad šš
hit is me blorbos asshole dad
hi blorbos asshole dad this thread led to a semi gey crisis
as blorbis asshole dad i disapprove as a gay person running this blog i approve
reminder blorbo is gay :3
This blorbos asshole dad should more than disapprove
as blorbos asshole dad ive tried to kill him before :D
why, if you care so much about profits, did you retire? why is wylan managing your estates if you've disowned him?
I am overseeing my son's education. I have not retired.
I expect there's been a clergical error. I'm looking to right it still, but since that disgrace sees fit to keep only the lowest of low company, surrounded by crime and violence, it's proving...tiresome.
Who are you, anyway?
riiight, you're overseeing the education of a 'disgrace' thine holy arse has disowned multiple times??? please do explain this chopped logic and the specifics of my identity concern you not, seeing as thou would consider me among that lowest of low
No, I'm overseeing the upbringing of my son- the one that's actually worthy of that title. I could've guessed you were Barrel scum from your vocabulary. Run back to your alleyway, and dont mingle with what you don't understand.
the son that hasn't even been born yet??
He has been born actually, but only just.
but then, what education are you even giving him? surely a great van ick like yourself needn't be potty trained?
@asmollestgremlin I think the tags night interest you
yo thanks my g
im just gonna ignore the prev context of what was happening above bc that aint my business
(please do that's book related)
@makeitfast9052 :3
mmmmmmm interesting but lowk i feel like i still need more context bc idk whats happening fully HAHA
nooo it's blorbos asshole dad šš
hit is me blorbos asshole dad
hi blorbos asshole dad this thread led to a semi gey crisis
as blorbis asshole dad i disapprove as a gay person running this blog i approve
why, if you care so much about profits, did you retire? why is wylan managing your estates if you've disowned him?
I am overseeing my son's education. I have not retired.
I expect there's been a clergical error. I'm looking to right it still, but since that disgrace sees fit to keep only the lowest of low company, surrounded by crime and violence, it's proving...tiresome.
Who are you, anyway?
riiight, you're overseeing the education of a 'disgrace' thine holy arse has disowned multiple times??? please do explain this chopped logic and the specifics of my identity concern you not, seeing as thou would consider me among that lowest of low
No, I'm overseeing the upbringing of my son- the one that's actually worthy of that title. I could've guessed you were Barrel scum from your vocabulary. Run back to your alleyway, and dont mingle with what you don't understand.
the son that hasn't even been born yet??
He has been born actually, but only just.
but then, what education are you even giving him? surely a great van ick like yourself needn't be potty trained?
@asmollestgremlin I think the tags night interest you
yo thanks my g
im just gonna ignore the prev context of what was happening above bc that aint my business
(please do that's book related)
@makeitfast9052 :3
mmmmmmm interesting but lowk i feel like i still need more context bc idk whats happening fully HAHA
nooo it's blorbos asshole dad šš
hit is me blorbos asshole dad
ask game!
making an ask game purely out of boredom
if you had to dye your hair, what colour would you pick?
in an emergency, who would you call?
favourite scent and why?
who is a role model in your life, real or fictional?
three people you wish you could meet?
would you rather be permanently moving/on the road, or live in the same place for your whole life?
describe a dream you had recently
favourite accessory you own?
how would you survive an apocalypse or at least attempt to?
dream pet?
song you listened to in childhood?
how do you show affection (this can be platonic or romantic)?
favourite film?
piece of media that left a lasting impact on you?
any āparanormalā or unexplainable experiences?
favourite type of chocolate?
drink of choice?
a compliment youāve received?
best gift youāve gotten?
dream car?
describe a nightmare youāve had?
favourite time of day/night?
a hobby you tried but didnāt stick with?
movie or tv show you want to watch?
dream room?
share one outlook you have on life?
a favourite lyric?
favourite way to spend time alone?
share an adventure you went on?
what are your opinions on the person asking?
Greeting, Jan. I am back from my business trip, and would vastly appreciate if you would be open to catching up with me at the Emerald Palace over a glass of wine. (goddammit i can't sent asks from sideblogs okays um @dime-lions-profit)
Ah- Mr Rollings! Unfortunately I don't think I can head into the city safely. However, I have quite the country estate. We could meet there?
Jan. Jan, we've been over this. It's Mr. Rollins, not Mr. Rollings. It seems illiteracy is a family trait. And of course, how inconsiderate of me, of course we can meet at your country estate. Would tomorrow work?
My mistake. The ink must have smudged. The fault in my son must have came from his mother. Tomorrow would work- I'm looking forward to doing business with you again.
Indeed, that upstart Brekker must be taken down a notch or two. Actually several notches. That Brekker boy must be taken down several notches.
I hear he has developed a soft spot for that... what does she call herself? That Wraith. On second thought, she might be too powerful to deal with at present. [remembers the end of ck hehehe]
I believe your son would be the perfect target - we both get to enact part of our revenge, and we regain control of your assets. I look forward to meeting with you to discuss this further.
Preferably into the nearest canal, yes.
I have used Miss Ghafa against Brekker before, however she remains annoyingly dangerous. Still, at sea she doesn't have her Crows.
But my failure of a son, however well-connected he is, is still incompetent enough to remain an easy target. We do have to be careful of that sharpshooter friend he lives with.
I believe the sharpshooter still has a slight... problem controlling his gambling... Perhaps we could make use of that...
You are right. Why that little traitor would choose someone with such an obvious weakness as....secretary? business partner? It just seems like a bad choice to me. Do you still run a gambling establishment?
Greeting, Jan. I am back from my business trip, and would vastly appreciate if you would be open to catching up with me at the Emerald Palace over a glass of wine. (goddammit i can't sent asks from sideblogs okays um @dime-lions-profit)
Ah- Mr Rollings! Unfortunately I don't think I can head into the city safely. However, I have quite the country estate. We could meet there?
Jan. Jan, we've been over this. It's Mr. Rollins, not Mr. Rollings. It seems illiteracy is a family trait. And of course, how inconsiderate of me, of course we can meet at your country estate. Would tomorrow work?
My mistake. The ink must have smudged. The fault in my son must have came from his mother. Tomorrow would work- I'm looking forward to doing business with you again.
Indeed, that upstart Brekker must be taken down a notch or two. Actually several notches. That Brekker boy must be taken down several notches.
I hear he has developed a soft spot for that... what does she call herself? That Wraith. On second thought, she might be too powerful to deal with at present. [remembers the end of ck hehehe]
I believe your son would be the perfect target - we both get to enact part of our revenge, and we regain control of your assets. I look forward to meeting with you to discuss this further.
Preferably into the nearest canal, yes.
I have used Miss Ghafa against Brekker before, however she remains annoyingly dangerous. Still, at sea she doesn't have her Crows.
But my failure of a son, however well-connected he is, is still incompetent enough to remain an easy target. We do have to be careful of that sharpshooter friend he lives with.
Greeting, Jan. I am back from my business trip, and would vastly appreciate if you would be open to catching up with me at the Emerald Palace over a glass of wine. (goddammit i can't sent asks from sideblogs okays um @dime-lions-profit)
Ah- Mr Rollings! Unfortunately I don't think I can head into the city safely. However, I have quite the country estate. We could meet there?
Jan. Jan, we've been over this. It's Mr. Rollins, not Mr. Rollings. It seems illiteracy is a family trait. And of course, how inconsiderate of me, of course we can meet at your country estate. Would tomorrow work?
My mistake. The ink must have smudged. The fault in my son must have came from his mother. Tomorrow would work- I'm looking forward to doing business with you again.
Greeting, Jan. I am back from my business trip, and would vastly appreciate if you would be open to catching up with me at the Emerald Palace over a glass of wine. (goddammit i can't sent asks from sideblogs okays um @dime-lions-profit)
Ah- Mr Rollings! Unfortunately I don't think I can head into the city safely. However, I have quite the country estate. We could meet there?
You've been too quiet recently. You must be scamming someone.
That is a ridiculous assumption! I have been getting back in contact with some old friends, though that is none of your concern.
Jan Van Eck: Physical discipline and hard work never hurt anyone. Spare the rod spoil the child
Kaz: You beat and starved your own child. You didnt ādisciplineā, you abused. If you cant tell the difference between abuse and discipline then you have no business being a father
@professional-kerch-asshole care to reply?
Not my fault my son couldn't do what a five year old can.
I am hearing things about stabbing a merchant 23 times at the Exchange in broad daylight with approximately 60 people. Let's refrain from doing this.
I think you might know this guy...
(Don't try to deny it, you bastard)
Wylan Van Eck, currently running some property that should be under my name due to extensive scheming by him and his associates who are all notorious criminals, who must have done both the thinking and the dirty work. Not only incompetent and dissapointing, but also a liar. I had him largely removed from the will for his own safety already, but since he seemed so eager to get kidnapped by Brekker, and then blame me for the unfortunate events....Maybe he should just live in the country, or go to that music school I had selected for him. Maybe he could even bring that gambler friend of his, Fahey.
//ooc
I'm actually having a lesbian affair with your wife btw you creep
With Alys? She would never.
JAN VAN-ECK via Instagram (Profile Photo Update)
@professional-kerch-asshole look sor what a flattering photo of you
I got hacked. Probably by @kazgr or some other scum.
Why would I post a photo of you at your best angle?
You insolent little thief.
JAN VAN-ECK via Instagram (Profile Photo Update)
@professional-kerch-asshole look sor what a flattering photo of you
I got hacked. Probably by @kazgr or some other scum.
Greetings.
I am Jan Van Eck, influential member of the Kerch Merchant Council, currently voluntarily retired.
I have a very loving wife, Alys, and my only son of which I am very proud. His name is Jan- named after his father, of course. They are currently having a quiet season in the country, while I take care of business. Indefinetely.
Business inquiries can be made.
aren't you supposed to be in a looney bin?
It's my former wife that is supposed to be in an asylum. Marya Hendriks. I don't know what that useless little boy thought bringing her back into the city. A disgrace, though not at big as his...deficiency
