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hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

Oh youre "nonbinary"? Can i put you in a box please. Can i pleaseeeee put you in a box. We have two boxes and i really wanna put you in one. But dont worry. My boxes are very Woke and Nuanced. So its fine to put you in one. Pleaseeeee. Wow... youre such a bitch... not letting me put into one of two nuanced and essential necessary boxes... you obviously go into the box all those evil bitches end up in

machinot

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment

charlataninred

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

leonre2

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

autistobrat

timezones don't matter if your sleep schedule is fucked up enough

targetedknowledge

scuzer-deactivated20230916

Yeah I was embarrassing when I was 15 who isn’t. Was also Embarrassing at 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Last week. Yesterday

yb-cringe

i kinda get it when dogs let out those big fucking sighs randomly. you gotta try it its very nice. just a big ole sigh.

vintricles

mood swings are hilarious because you’ll be like “everyone loves me for my neverending joy and whimsy i’m so happy and cheerful a—post cancelled turns out i want to kill myself”

anglaised

if anyone deserves to banned on here its the fandom fanfic bloggers that tag a million irrelevant things on their post that make it impossible to search up a specific thing without seeing their 10 mile long word vomit about captain america taking backshots