Patches of Hockey

A hockey side blog - my main blog is patchesofuniverse.tumblr.com, and my main teams are the Capitals and the Sirens

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[hockeyupdate]

McMichael signs 6-year deal with Blues | St. Louis Blues

The St. Louis Blues have signed forward Connor McMichael to a six-year contract with an annual average value of $6.75 million. McMichael was

[unfortunatelyhockey]

And when we needed him most… Martin Fehervary appeared in a hello kitty penis hat to remind us everything would be okay

[ryangravytrain]

The Protai

[croszukis]

suzufield contact names in each other's phones

+ video because you must hear their voices as they say it

[etheltempest]

they are trying to cancel hank green for saying what ALL hockey fans have been thinking

[hockeyupdate]

Ducks Match Five-Year Offer Sheet for Carlsson | Anaheim Ducks

The Ducks have matched a five-year offer sheet extended by the Philadelphia Flyers to center Leo Carlsson. Carlsson’s five-year contract wor

[intovertebral]

Capitals: Matt Roy plays for the Washington Capitals tonight and will look good doing it

11.6.24

[apoiios]

i think something fundamentally forgotten about athletes is that it's Their Literal Job. me personally, i would not turn down an offer from another company that has a 10k or 15k raise if my current company says they can not/will not pay me that. no matter how much my supervisor or my team likes me, i simply am not turning down that much of a raise and i wouldn't expect an athlete to...

[toffcake]

[TVR] before the pre-season game against the bruins 02.10.2025

[pixietape]

hockey mutuals, what would your number be if you played professionally?

[pixietape]

and why

[hockeyupdate]

Flyers Tender Offer Sheet to Anaheim's Leo Carlsson | Philadelphia Flyers

Philadelphia Flyers general manager Daniel Briere has issued the following statement.

“The Philadelphia Flyers have tendered an offer sheet to Anaheim Ducks center Leo Carlsson. The offer is a five-year contract worth an average annual value (AAV) of $18M, which would require four of the Flyers first-round draft picks in each of the next four seasons as compensation."

[toffcake]

Jason Robertson + Robo

MY FRIEND ROBO!!!!!!!!!!

[pseudoapollonian]

lt’s ig story for ovi coming back….logan!!!

[sunshine-gumdrop]

The nursing home called. They said he's still got 40 goals in him.

This man is going to score 40 at age 52 just to annoy goalies born after his rookie season.

[sergeifyodorov]

Like, you'd think teams would be able to do something about ovi standing at the spot at this point. It's been 19 years and he's as gray as a wolf. That old man's hips gave out 3 years ago and he's still gonna put up 30, half of which are gonna be from the top of the circle on the power play. Top of the circle power play goal from Ovechkin. Sun rose in the east today i'm guessing? Oh, and it's gonna set in the west, too, I bet. Entire hockey players have been born trained and drafted in that time and we still don't know what to do about that fuckass yellow skatelaces refrigerator-sized piece of dubiously sourced Russian beef just standing in his little spot with his little stick in the air. But that's just how it be on this bitch of an earth