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Recovering musician, photographer, coffee addict.

[onlycosmere]

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[itmakesssenseincontext]

This was my entire take away from wind and truth

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

It Really Gurgles

[patchmedia]

It really does I have one

[pencilcat]

[patchmedia]

This has outlived every platform i've ever been involved with

[caitmayart]

in response to the Among Us and CR collab

enjoy the stupidity of my brain

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

[necroesque666]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[ahdok]

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

[ritavonbees]

good news!

why is this so fucking comical

yeeeah you just fucken .... you stress out the toad and then give it a rinse, voilah

Ibis add toxic cane toads to the menu with clever technique to eliminate poison first

Citizen scientists report the much-maligned ibis has an ingenious method of making sure poisonous cane toads don't cause them a problem.

[l3iii-deactivated20241027]

So I’m guessing we’re all growing old with each other on tumblr.

[hopefulmisanthrope]

Old friends senior blog sanctuary

[patchmedia]

I’ve been on this site for too long

[sweatermuppet]

Where does the stereotype of people from Massachusetts being bad drivers come from

from people in massachusetts being bad drivers

[chimpukampu]

Me seeing some old yet familiar usernames showing up on my feed

[0dmg-archive]

[crimepit-deactivated20200606]

[smooththegoofyshark]

[smooththegoofyshark]

This got over 200 notes like this hour y'all alright in here or like

[childhoodgrave]

“omg how do u come up w this stuff” well ive been plagued by visions since birth

[tagranon69-deactivated20221204]

op that’s called having eyes

[childhoodgrave]

my name isnt op its monty and i bet God hasnt even spoken to you once

[hellenhighwater]

“I’ve been talking to an attorney…” my father, an attorney, says to me, an attorney, over dinner with my mother and brother, also attorneys. 

“Yes,” I agree. “That’s not really avoidable in this family.”

[catchymemes]

[ssalmonn]

[catchymemes]

[shadow27]

[witchofprose-deactivated2020041]

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN