patches

20 × they/he × fagdyke × multifandom

[masochism101]

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

[welcometoroom305]

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

[hard--byte]

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

[parkchanwoohoo]

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

[timberland-4-16-players]

[roconize]

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

[ravioliet]

[pain-isnt--needed]

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[swallowedgirl]

Anna Haifisch

[deirdreskye]

Babe are you okay I saw you reblogging "here's the life I've always longed for"

[agalarianzigzagoon]

for anyone curious there is a follow up image:

[bob-belcher]

[risk-repeater]

*making two dolls kiss and dropping them both out nowhere, all the emotion and life leaving my face* right. enough of that.

[iamanewvagina101]

what r ur kinks

I'm consumed by grief

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[laurasinele]

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

[skyrigel]

[decemberiste]

“tits, nona, don’t give camilla a heart attack”

[brucemanimean-batwayne]

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

[duskdragonxiii]

hapy new yeae