Lipstain & Coffee

Scarlet | She/Her | 30 | Lesbian | ENM/Poly | 🔞+ Minors DNI | Racists, homophobes, transphobes and all bigots are blocked before they know what hit them.

[sapphonomicon]

Hey, you. Yes you, the lesbian on tumblr. Listen to me. Just-- just listen. Stop focusing on anything else. I'm talking directly to you. I want your hands all over me. Feel me. Know my shape, and verify that you know it again. This will be on the test. My hips will move in tandem with your hands or your own hips, but only one at a time. There are many such synergies to discover, so please do. Kiss me. You have permission. I'm giving it so freely but all I can do is wait patiently for you to do it. I want it. I want you. I'm aching for you to want this kiss as much as I do, and I'm terrified that you don't know that. Take me. In your arms. In your room. In your bed. In a sense. All of my senses, actually. I want to experience you experiencing me. The feedback loop will shatter me into a million little pieces that all want this as much as you do. Which is dwarfed only by as much as I do. Got that? Good. I'll be here on my blog, now. Goodnight.

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[complicatedsquishy]

Everyone please rise for the national anthem.

[spongebob-closeups]

[ninjagofan26]

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR

[siowdreams]

ive had this queued for exactly one year

[tardigrade-gaming]

Queuing this for next year as I’m writing this

[dirtydrill]

women are genuinely the greatest thing ever created, you’d be crazy not to adore them with your whole being

[vikhayes]

Wisp

[389]

Musings from Anna Fusco

[iceghosto]

This morning I had like the lesbian equivalent of that part from the Brian David Gilbert cooking video about getting called Boss haha

[polycrypt-deactivated20140709]

Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

[headknight-oh]

Just noticed that there hasn’t been much, if any, coverage on the mangione trial in like a month. Like since he plead not guilty, there hasn’t been any major coverage on the proceedings. I just tried to look up anything about the past month and I genuinely cannot find anything. Nothing about it they’re still in jury selection, nothing about any rulings, nothing about the defending attorney or even opinion pieces. Like I know why there’s not much coverage, but nothing at all? Like we got CONSTANT updates about the depp/heard case when it was happening, but now that it’s something about an important issue that would have been the case of the decade in times past, it’s radio silence.

It’s so incredibly disturbing that they’ve filtered it out of the media and that people don’t care enough to demand it be covered. People treated it like a trend and aesthetified it to the point that an actual act of resistance means nothing now.

Also there’s like no concrete evidence in this case. It’s all circumstantial. I feel that everyone forgot that, and because of it, the idea that “innocent until proven guilty” as a precedent is very much in the process of being undermined

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

[marisatomay]

david lynch thank you king

[rimonoroni2]

“a penis is Ontologically Evil because it’s technically capable of perpetrating sexual violence” damn, wait till you hear about hands!

[rimonoroni2]

yeah, so… listen, you’ve just made everyone in the group really uncomfortable because like, you know… you have hands. and some of us here have been hurt by people with hands, so… that makes you, like, a violent offender in the making, you know? because you have hands. and the other day stephanie said that you shook somebody’s hand and that’s like, basically a violent threat to us so. you need to leave actually

[thoughtportal]

[girlymemes]

[gomi-chandesu]

Roommate went out of town once, asked me to look after her cat.

Night one she comes down meowing at me. I go check her food/water, they're full. Litter box empty. Make sure my roommate's door is still open and she's not locked out of her room or something. I try to pet her and she dodges me, offer her treats and she won't have it, try playing with her but she won't play, try just ignoring her and she won't stop following me around meowing at me.

So I call my roommate, concerned maybe she was sick or in pain and that's why she was being so insistent despite having all her needs met.

Roommate goes: "OH! She wants you to go to bed. Go upstairs to my room and just sit in my bed with her for a few minutes. She should curl up and get comfortable. Once shes laid down she usually lets me go back to what I'm doing she just can't seem to go to bed on her own"

Sure enough, I go sit on roommates bed and she just happily jumps up, curls up on the blanket, and purrs herself to sleep.

[lenacraft]

I like when cats try to give their humans healthy habits.

[pilferingapples]

From Theophile Gautier, mid-19th century, about his very floofy white cat:

Don Pierrot of Navarre always sat up at night until I came home, waiting for me on the inside of the door, and as soon as I stepped into the antechamber he would come rubbing himself against my legs, arching his back and purring in gladsome, friendly fashion. Then he would start to walk in front of me, preceding me like a page, and I am sure that if I had asked him to do so, he would have carried my candle. In this way he would escort me to my bedroom, wait until I had undressed, jump up on the bed, put his paws round my neck, rub his nose against mine, lick me with his tiny red tongue, rough as a file, and utter little inarticulate cries by way of expressing unmistakably the pleasure he felt at seeing me again. When he had sufficiently caressed me and it was time to sleep he used to perch upon the backboard of his bed and slept there like a bird roosting on a branch. As soon as I woke in the morning, he would come and stretch out beside me until I rose. Midnight was the latest time allowed for my return home. On this point Pierrot was as inflexible as a janitor... Twice or thrice Pierrot sat up for me until two o’clock in the morning, but presently he took offence at my conduct and went to bed without waiting for me. I was touched by this mute protest against my innocently disorderly way of life, and thereafter I regularly returned home at midnight. Pierrot, however, proved hard to win back; he wanted to make sure that my repentance was no mere passing matter, but once he was convinced that I had really reformed, he deigned to restore me to his good graces and again took up his nightly post in the antechamber.

Cats : trying to make us go to bed at a Reasonable Time since forever (so they can wake us up at 3 am for treats)

[consistantly-changing]

[Image description: a tweet by @mixbecca "rebecca mix" which says "i love when pets just make up Rules and their humans are like "oh, fine." my cat has a bedtime & he won't go to sleep until we do. every night at 10:30 he starts trying to herd us up the stairs. & now we, two grown a[censored] humans, adhere to the bedtime of a 12 pound cat."]

[sophiamcdougall]

Don Pierrot of Navarre is an absolutely spectacular name for a cat.

[ryderdire]

Really interesting thing I glimpsed on rednote today

I think We- we’re developing international class consciousness 

[awlwwish]

*checking my mood ring* it says i love girls