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Cop: What are your names?

Zayn: Don't tell them, Louis.

Cop, writing: Louis...

Zayn: Crap.

Louis: Nice going, Zayn.

Cop:

Louis: Uh oh.

Zayn, running into everyone else at a Walmart: Oh, hi! What a small world haha

Louis: And yet, I never seem to run into Beyoncé.

*Leaked footage from the new roadtrip documentary*

Louis: What are you listening to?

Louis: *grabs his earbud*

Zayn: No wait-!

Louis:

Zayn:

Audiobook: It was at this time that Christopher Robin told his friends that the honey had run out. "Oh bother!" exclaimed Pooh.

Louis: Gatekeep, girlboss, and what's the other one again?

Zayn: There isn't another one. You're crazy.

Louis: That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense.

Zayn: You’ll do it?

Louis: Of course.

Paul: What did you two do?

Louis:

Zayn:

Paul: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Zayn: How could you do that?!

Louis: Cause I'm an idiot. You may think you're an idiot, but with all due respect, I'm a much bigger idiot than you are.

Zayn: Don't insult me, my friend. Remember who you're talking to. No one's a bigger idiot than me.

*During their fight*

Harry: Oh, right. Lou, Zayn is coming over.

Louis, sitting in front of him: Oh, is he? Shall I make scones?

Zayn: I don’t like scones.

Louis: I’m not making scones, idiot!

Zayn: Good, ‘cause I don’t even like them.

Louis:

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