I have no idea what I'm doing.

This is my tumblr. It is for the reblogging and occasional posting of things I find funny or interesting and not much else. Adjust your expectations accordingly. http://angelskingsandweirdos.com

[silverbridge-harbor]

Velociraptors are scary but really they aren't that scary because they can't change speed. They always move at exactly the same rate, so they're predictable and you can avoid them. The real one to look out for is the acceleraptor

[prokopetz]

Organising my recently downloaded indie tabletop RPG manuals/playtests/etc. is always fun because it's like:

10 000 SWORDS AGAINST HEAVEN

FULL-METAL SPIRITS GODSMASH

THIS MACHINE HAS MEAT IN IT

THE THUNDER IN OUR HEARTS

SCHISM: THE NEW FLESH

Wet Grandpa

[prokopetz]

[prokopetz]

THE DEVIL CITY AND ITS SEVENTY-SEVEN VICIOUS PRINCES

FOR SMALL CREATURES SUCH AS WE

SPAWN OF THE HUNGERING ONE

THE THUNDER PERFECT MIND

A MOST BLOODY DEVOTION

Don't Kinkshame God

[pixelpulp]

Running a horror-themed D&D one-shot, and my players asked me to make pre-gens for them. My secret hope is that they’ll be too distracted by their own character sheets to realize What I Did Here.

[pixelpulp]

A lot of folks don’t realize that they I have, unfortunately, been committing very heavily to this bit. On this Hallow’s Eve, let me remind you.

Monsters & Mysteries is a webcomic and my pet project, inspired by tabletop RPGs and absolutely nothing else how dare you imply these are derivative characters.

Currently, three chapters are complete and online for free (though you can pay what you want for high res PDFs) with the fourth about halfway done. (Patrons also get early access at the highest resolution). Funding goes back into webhosting: I’m just happy when people read and enjoy what I put out for free, and what better day than today! :D

[spicymancer]

Yes, Really!

Huge thanks to Noir for working with me to produce an actual real life Monster Researcher Eclair Plushie!!

Follow this link and you can preorder one for yourself! https://noirclothings.com/products/pre-order-noir-series-089-eclair-plushie

Honestly I don't think I could have even imagined something like this when I started drawing this little goofball years ago!

Thank you all so much for your support!

[hemipenal-system]

dragons in caveman times: damn she just killed the fuck outta that mammoth. that was sexy as fuck. i wonder if i look cute will she give me some of the meat

[hemipenal-system]

dragons in ancient mesopotamia: oh she looks so pretty making pottery. i bet her hands are so firm and strong. those would probably feel so good massaging my tail

[hemipenal-system]

dragons in ancient greece: boy this peloponnesian war thing seems pretty bad. i hope it turns out alright. she's so pretty in hoplite armor though...

[hemipenal-system]

dragons in the 1200s: who the fuck are those people on the horses damn theyre really good at conquering shit. china? persia? baghdad is GONE??? damnit i was really enjoying the Islamic Golden Age too :(

i wish a girl would ride me like that.

[hemipenal-system]

dragons in 1804: one billion people on the planet! so many of them are girls...

[hemipenal-system]

dragons in 1919: fuck i really liked alcohol im gonna be so sad about that- wait its back. damn that didn't last very long. yay i can get drunk with girls again!

[nonbinary-bosmer]

Star Trek Title Card Generator

Make your own era-accurate Star Trek episode title cards in seconds. Boldly go!

Every wanted to make your own Star Trek title cards, without needing to mess about with editing software?

Well now you can! (credit to Josh Mayfield as the creator)

Go wild and lets see what you can make

[espanolbot2]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

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[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Let's keep this going this is a wholesome thread :D

[trahern]

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[zeible]

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[grctw]

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[batsintheshadows]

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[catgirl-kaiju]

[catgirl-kaiju]

[skittybot]

[catgirl-kaiju]

[feefal]

Gold, Silver, and Bronze!🥇🥈🥉

Now as sisters and with a complex sibling dynamic.

[feefal]

did you know 24k gold is so soft you can scratch it with a fingernail? Because bronze knows

[escuerzoresucitado]

[kabewski]

Three centuries ago, Dame Silvia Hargonneux—a veteran knight of King Halevander Ferron VII—retired from the battlefield but not from discipline. Joining House Reinauld, she transformed the domestic staff by applying knightly rigors to household service.

What began as simple housework evolved into a formidable discipline. The maids became more than servants; they were highly skilled custodians and martial guardians. It was said that neither assassin nor filth could survive under their watch. The order was formalized when Amelia Hargonneux converted the Reinauld Manor into the first official Academy. Their legend was cemented during the raids of the Tyrant Rogan, where the Maiden soldiers single-handedly preserved several noble bloodlines. Today, the Corps are both an eltie force and a status symbol. Securing even one Maiden marks a noble’s power; hosting multiple squads ensures a property is both immaculate and impenetrable.

[emptypathofthesun]

gamer grandma home decor

[makesyouevil]

a stop on the road 🚲🌾

[kipperdip]

#0001 - Bulbasaur: The Seed Pokemon

I’m attempting to draw every pokemon, wish me luck

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

[parawyrm]

[bewbin]

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

[bewbin]

why do i even try 

[bunney]

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

[esoanem]

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

[addamatic]

Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it is like talking to a fucking g3n13 with you people

[eviltoxicmosssauce]

"i want him in a way that is concerning to feminism" <- trite, overdone, equates feminism to prudishness and is thus concerning to feminism in itself

"i want him in a way that is concerning to medical science" <- well now we're getting somewhere.

[mayyak]

Have been reading out @vexwerewolf's ipsn-nelson image to all my friends continuously as it is my choice mech so. Yknow what here.

[vexwerewolf]

I love how you get progressively faster throughout the course of reading it, which is very on brand

[beaft]

common advice for social anxiety is to tell yourself "people aren't going to think less of you just because you said something a bit daft" but the thing is. sometimes they will. and you just have to learn to be cool with that and to treat it as a dnd random encounter rather than letting it ruin your whole day

[beaft]

recent example. lady at my careers appointment had a post-it with her name on it stuck to the monitor, so i introduced myself by saying "hello, i'm eliot! you must be [name], it's nice to meet you!" and she stared at me as if i was the stupidest person alive and said icily, "yeah, i'm [name]. congratulations, you can read."

in bygone times this would have reduced me to a sort of quivering blancmange. thankfully i am now in a place where i was able to pull back, calmly evaluate this interaction, and say to myself "this woman should probably not be working in a customer-facing job"

[beaft]

important additions!!!!

[vaspider]

Sometimes learning "wow, that person is a DICK" is the best thing for your social anxiety.