I Take My Whiskey Neat

Low activity currently Triggering Content present: Indie RP smut blog. Mun 25, muses 18+

[patrickoharaandco]

Rule and Muses

Don’t be a dick

I’m well over 18 and I expect anybody I write with to be the same

No Underage Smut - Mun or Muse

This is a SMUT blog. No fade to black or anything like that. The occasional time skip is chill and I do still enjoy plots between smut scenes, but don’t write with me if you don’t like people who write smut

PLEASE give me SOMETHING to work with, not just a line of dialogue or I will feel you don’t really want to continue our thread.

No Cheating plots.

I don’t tag smut. Nor will it be placed under a read-more.

I will however tag any triggering content and if there’s anything you want tagged please let me know

This isn’t so much a rule, but I tend to put your reply into my drafts so I’ll probably forget to read what you put in tags, it might be better to message me!

BE COLLABORATIVE - Don’t make me do all the thinking. If you want to plot, it would be helpful to know which muse you want to write with, or have a general idea. It’s fine if you don’t but don’t make me come up with everything and I won’t do the same to you. If you don’t like an idea, say why, perhaps come up with an alternative? Lets work together to have fun

If you don’t like an idea, tell me straight up. If you give me an apparent reason I’ll look for a solution, but if you straight up say “I don’t wanna” I’ll accept it, no further questions

Just because I roleplay characters from Harry Potter doesn’t mean I agree with ANY of the stuff Rowling’s been posting on Twitter. I just like the characters and the universe

Please specify which muse your question is for, no more than 2 muses per ask

If you want to time-skip into a new thread please let me know

If you reblog a meme, please have the decency to send me one in

Unless previously discussed, I don’t accept ask starters. Particularly not ones of a single line of dialogue.

I have discord which is selectively available

I use the beta editor. Though I use tumblr more frequently on the mobile app so that might affect formatting.

Muses:

Patrick O`Hara (OC)

Cygnus Dolohov (OC)

Hayden Marini (OC)

Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)

Harry Potter (Harry Potter)

Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter)

Dick Grayson/Nightwing (DC - Young Justice/Comics/Teen Titans adjacent)

Lex Luthor (DC)

Anakin Skywalker/Early years Darth Vader (not in the suit)/Post-Jedi Warlord (Star Wars)

Thor Odinson (Marvel - MCU adjacent)

Steve Rogers/Captain America (Marvel - MCU adjacent)

Tony Stark/Iron Man (Marvel - MCU adjacent)

Bucky Barnes/The Winter Soldier (Marvel - MCU adjacent) (selective)

James T Kirk (Star Trek)

Dark The 9th Doctor (Doctor Who)

Prince Hans of the Southern Isles (Disney) 

Brandon Stark (Brother of Ned - A Song of Ice and Fire) 

Robert Baratheon (Future King of Westeros - A Song of Ice and Fire)

Jon Snow (selective - A Song of Ice and Fire)

Aemond ‘one eye’ Targaryan- A Song of Ice and Fire

  If you want another muse or have any questions please don’t hesitate to ask.

Opens can be found here

[patrickoharaandco]

Sorry for the inconsistent activity, real life has been kicking me in the nards all the time

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

some people don’t deserve fanfics, much less for free.

also even if authors didn’t tag any specific warnings but they used the “creator chose not to use archive warnings” tag, then that is your warning.

“omg you should’ve —” no one forced your entitled ass to read anything. fanfic writers write for themselves and their own enjoyment. if you don’t like what you’re reading, quietly leave. ao3 is not an airport. no one cares about your departure so no need to announce it.

[garpen]

"you already left kudos here"

And??? Let me like it again??? Clearly it deserves more??

[patrickoharaandco]

Someone should give me a plot around The Hunger games, a female victor being "given" to one of my boys who's a wealthy capitol guy. Probably Cygnus.

Jusr saying

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

every time I see someone act rude, entitled or disrespectful towards a fanfic writer and/or the fics, I think the writer should be legally allowed to kill them

[necromanticsoul]

Go ahead, make your OC the sibling/child/friend/whatever of an important canon character. Ship your OC with a canon character. Its fandom, its posts on social media/fanfic/fan art. Go for it, have fun, make up your own headcanons.

We're all just here to have fun.

[aledommty2]

When you told your friends that you’d be missing the party to meet up with the older man you’ve been chatting with online, they warned you to be careful. But now you’re tied up in a hotel room and being used like his personal sex toy as long as he likes.

[patrickoharaandco]

Would really love to write opposite a Stephanie Brown or Cassandra Cain with my Nightwing. Adoptive big brother/mentor vibes with a side of filth

[iris895]

“average day on Tumblr includes 60 stabbings” factoid is actualy just a statistical error.  average day on tumblr includes 0 stabbings.  The Ides of March, which comes every March 15th and includes 23,000 stabbings of one guy is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

So we're all gonna let the new Harry Potter show die on the vine, right? No hatewatching. No thinkpieces. No videos about how bad it is. Deprive it of oxygen and let it wither away unremarked-upon and unprofitable; make HBO lose their entire investment and prove to the corporate entertainment sphere that the entire IP is poison. And spend that time doing something that brings you joy instead.

[quasi-normalcy]

It's incredible how all of the censorship on the modern internet doesn't actually seem to be making society kinder or more wholesome hmm maybe there's a lesson in this

[automaticsoulharmony]

When you’re so obsessed with something that doesn’t exist you have to make a Shuffle about it

This is in reference to my Reverse Robins AU I know it just looks like general Gotham & Batman

(Shuffles is an app by Pinterest that will make your life more beautiful and you get to make collages from pins)

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[maybe-its-jake]

Today’s your lucky day

[supermenz]

GOTHAM GAZETTE | NOVEMBER 18TH WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT BRUCE WAYNE AND BATMAN’S AFFAIR Article written and edited by Vicki Vale 

While such a title might cause hilarity in anyone who doesn’t fully understand Gotham City’s dynamics, I’m sure most gothamites read it without the blink of an eye. Because of course, we’ve all wondered at least once in our lives about what exactly is the relationship between the richest man in Gotham and the man that dresses up like a bat at night. (Again: if you’re not used to GC’s dynamics, this might sound a little funny to you. You might want to read my article on Understanding Gotham and its Citizens first.) 

We’ve all been wondering: where does Batman get his gadgets? And his Bat Car? And his Bat Plane? What about the Bat Adoption Papers for all the Robins? After the accident that happened at last night’s show at the Gotham City Opera House, we might have an inkling on the source — and the answer is, of course, Bruce Wayne’s money and connections. 

It’s a known fact that Wayne Enterprises never seems to run out of funds, and with it its CEO, of course. Every year, Wayne squanders a big part of his millions in charity (a means to pay less taxes, some say), in the city’s emergency funds (something only gambling addicts would do, others speculate) and of course, in being one of the primary investors for the Justice League of America fund (again: another way to pay even less taxes?). When asked about his spending habits, he usually shrugs it off, and often starts telling the same story about how his parents raised him to help those who need it — to anyone who has ever heard who Bruce Wayne is, that’s no surprise. But everyone knows that rarely billionaires throw their dollars into funds without getting anything back, and we might’ve gotten a clue on just what Wayne is receiving in exchange for all those donations. 

As I was saying, last night the Gotham City Opera House reopened after being closed off for several months due to repairs and renovations. On its first opening night, many VIPs were invited, including but not limited to Wayne himself, his sons, Lucius Fox, Silver St. Cloud, Summer Gleeson and, of course, myself. As things in our city usually go, someone had to swoop in to ruin the night, and yesterday it was the turn of the Joker. 

Now, you’d probably imagine how we were all scared to death, but the truth is that everyone in that building was high-profile enough to have had at least one run-in with one of Gotham's foulests. In fact, I’d say we were all pretty collected while waiting for Batman to arrive — or better, nobody was screaming like it usually happens. And when the vigilante finally had the decency to show up, he fumbled with his ropes and gadgets like he never does, and instead of the usual ten minutes to resolve the mess it took him almost twenty. 

While we’re not here to talk about Batman’s problems with performance — or maybe we are? — it is most peculiar to notice that he seemed rather nervous upon descending to the Waynes’ private stand. He helped Wayne Sr free his leg from a fallen pillar, and then promptly lifted him up in his arms while helping the other guests leave the theater.

It is important to add that the Bat let go of Wayne only when paramedics approached him outside, with an ambulance ready to depart for Gotham General Hospital, and that this isn’t the first time such a thing happened. Last year Batman swooped in to save Wayne during an explosion at Gotham Heights, with the same weird hesitance over his own gadgets, and various instances much like this have sprouted debate on the Internet. 

The netizens are speculating whether Wayne and Batman may be having an affair — or if the Bat has just caught himself in having a crush. The special care Gotham’s favorite vigilante seems to have in his regards points all the way to a possible secret relationship, which would also explain the various donations from Wayne Enterprises to the course of justice and the well-being of Gotham — and probably to something like a sugar daddy arrangement, knowing Wayne Sr.

Bruce Wayne and Batman have yet to speak up about the matter. In the meantime, I’d like to remind them that it’s not the 1900s anymore, and that homosexual couples have since gained the same benefits straight couples do. Jumping around secretly behind everyone’s back isn’t exactly needed anymore, even if it probably is for the sake of the integrity of the tax benefits.

Were the rumors to be true, the Gotham Gazette editorial team gives their best wishes to the happy couple and hopes to be invited to the wedding — or to be given the exclusive for it, at least.

Bruce glares at Clark over his copy of the Gotham Gazette. “How is it that every time I ask you to cover for me, you manage to bubble up some scandal about how I’m in a supposed affair with Batman?”

Superman tries to give him an embarrassed, crooked smile. “Maybe I just… get too immersed in the character?”

“As you’ve just read, that happens way too often,” Bruce snarls. “Wayne Sr,” he then mutters grimly, “last time I heard that, it was written in my father’s eulogy. Next time, I’ll ask Jason to fill in for me — he’d let me die rather than show favouritism in my regards. Let’s see how Vicki takes to Batman letting Gotham’s most wealthy man to rot.”

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[patrickoharaandco]

This is incredible and hilarious

[supermenz]

GOTHAM GAZETTE | NOVEMBER 18TH WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT BRUCE WAYNE AND BATMAN’S AFFAIR Article written and edited by Vicki Vale 

While such a title might cause hilarity in anyone who doesn’t fully understand Gotham City’s dynamics, I’m sure most gothamites read it without the blink of an eye. Because of course, we’ve all wondered at least once in our lives about what exactly is the relationship between the richest man in Gotham and the man that dresses up like a bat at night. (Again: if you’re not used to GC’s dynamics, this might sound a little funny to you. You might want to read my article on Understanding Gotham and its Citizens first.) 

We’ve all been wondering: where does Batman get his gadgets? And his Bat Car? And his Bat Plane? What about the Bat Adoption Papers for all the Robins? After the accident that happened at last night’s show at the Gotham City Opera House, we might have an inkling on the source — and the answer is, of course, Bruce Wayne’s money and connections. 

It’s a known fact that Wayne Enterprises never seems to run out of funds, and with it its CEO, of course. Every year, Wayne squanders a big part of his millions in charity (a means to pay less taxes, some say), in the city’s emergency funds (something only gambling addicts would do, others speculate) and of course, in being one of the primary investors for the Justice League of America fund (again: another way to pay even less taxes?). When asked about his spending habits, he usually shrugs it off, and often starts telling the same story about how his parents raised him to help those who need it — to anyone who has ever heard who Bruce Wayne is, that’s no surprise. But everyone knows that rarely billionaires throw their dollars into funds without getting anything back, and we might’ve gotten a clue on just what Wayne is receiving in exchange for all those donations. 

As I was saying, last night the Gotham City Opera House reopened after being closed off for several months due to repairs and renovations. On its first opening night, many VIPs were invited, including but not limited to Wayne himself, his sons, Lucius Fox, Silver St. Cloud, Summer Gleeson and, of course, myself. As things in our city usually go, someone had to swoop in to ruin the night, and yesterday it was the turn of the Joker. 

Now, you’d probably imagine how we were all scared to death, but the truth is that everyone in that building was high-profile enough to have had at least one run-in with one of Gotham's foulests. In fact, I’d say we were all pretty collected while waiting for Batman to arrive — or better, nobody was screaming like it usually happens. And when the vigilante finally had the decency to show up, he fumbled with his ropes and gadgets like he never does, and instead of the usual ten minutes to resolve the mess it took him almost twenty. 

While we’re not here to talk about Batman’s problems with performance — or maybe we are? — it is most peculiar to notice that he seemed rather nervous upon descending to the Waynes’ private stand. He helped Wayne Sr free his leg from a fallen pillar, and then promptly lifted him up in his arms while helping the other guests leave the theater.

It is important to add that the Bat let go of Wayne only when paramedics approached him outside, with an ambulance ready to depart for Gotham General Hospital, and that this isn’t the first time such a thing happened. Last year Batman swooped in to save Wayne during an explosion at Gotham Heights, with the same weird hesitance over his own gadgets, and various instances much like this have sprouted debate on the Internet. 

The netizens are speculating whether Wayne and Batman may be having an affair — or if the Bat has just caught himself in having a crush. The special care Gotham’s favorite vigilante seems to have in his regards points all the way to a possible secret relationship, which would also explain the various donations from Wayne Enterprises to the course of justice and the well-being of Gotham — and probably to something like a sugar daddy arrangement, knowing Wayne Sr.

Bruce Wayne and Batman have yet to speak up about the matter. In the meantime, I’d like to remind them that it’s not the 1900s anymore, and that homosexual couples have since gained the same benefits straight couples do. Jumping around secretly behind everyone’s back isn’t exactly needed anymore, even if it probably is for the sake of the integrity of the tax benefits.

Were the rumors to be true, the Gotham Gazette editorial team gives their best wishes to the happy couple and hopes to be invited to the wedding — or to be given the exclusive for it, at least.

Bruce glares at Clark over his copy of the Gotham Gazette. “How is it that every time I ask you to cover for me, you manage to bubble up some scandal about how I’m in a supposed affair with Batman?”

Superman tries to give him an embarrassed, crooked smile. “Maybe I just… get too immersed in the character?”

“As you’ve just read, that happens way too often,” Bruce snarls. “Wayne Sr,” he then mutters grimly, “last time I heard that, it was written in my father’s eulogy. Next time, I’ll ask Jason to fill in for me — he’d let me die rather than show favouritism in my regards. Let’s see how Vicki takes to Batman letting Gotham’s most wealthy man to rot.”

series masterlist | taglist: @itoshirinlover @frvv @alecc345 @snoweclipsese @miakxn @tragicfiend @moniiskindaboring @porcela1ngrave @jackiememopad @minhyrin @Ninareads25 @amandjlspz @mrsmillivanilli @not55named @no1mitskifan @duchesz <3

[patrickoharaandco]

This is incredible and hilarious