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there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

justnoodlefishthings

"Coca-Cola made an AI ad!"

"McDonald's releases AI Christmas commercial!!"

Don't care didn't ask plus here's a beautifully animated ad for a French supermarket that was made by actual artists

patroclusslivingass

Omfg im crying

allthingswhumpyandangsty

instigatorjosten

thinking a lot about Neil and Katelyn never getting the twins confused. not because of their looks but the micro mannerisms that only they notice. and one day one of the twins mocks the other, maybe Aaron mimicking Andrew’s dramatic shrugs or Andrew repeating back with Aaron said in the Exact tone and cadence. and Neil and Katelyn just. stare. for a solid minute. and then start yelling in equal disgust NEVER do that again, that was appalling you BECAME him- OH MY GOD IS THIS WHAT EVERYONE ELSE SEES??

300foxholecourtt

I’m sorry we cannot leave your tags in the tags-

melita-m

“The Foxhole Court was the only home he needed”

Trying to get that early 2000’s vibe to these has made me start taking a colour grading course and I think I know less now than I did before I started it

Viewport render below

pudulogy

and what are we going to do when the HP series comes out and we start seeing a resurgence of the fandom here including gifsets and fics. like are u guys gonna bring up your neurodivergence and cry "can we separate the art from the artist!!!!! you dont need to pay to watch it!!!!!its my comfort show and I'm DEPRESSED and AUTISTIC"

what then

queen-of-hearts92

Important addition:

bundibird

Reminder that "separating the art from the artist" is a sentiment that only works when the artist is dead and no longer profiting off the work in question.

JKR is still very much alive and very much openly devoted to spending as much of her money on efforts that increase transphobia. You cannot separate this artist from this art, because she is heartily using funds from that art to fund hate groups.

Do not watch it. Do not pirate it. Do not talk about it. Have nothing to do with it whatsoever.

doesephs

exhibit a of kevin day/fem having phenomenal tits

all-for-the-game-confessions

every single time people say these books are “trash” or they “suck” or “are so bad” it makes me kinda mad. If they’re so bad why are you in this fandom then?

Nora is an exceptional writer and she has crafted such a beautiful narrative for us so lovingly and you call it “soooo bad” because….. of what exactly?

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patroclusslivingass

IF I SEE SOMEONE SAYING AFTG IS BADLY WRITTEN BECAUSE THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE OR THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE I WILL SHAKE THEM AND YELL "THEN WHY HAS IT BEEN HOLDING YOU BY THE BALLS FOR THE PAST 4 YEARS, SAMANTHA, WHY???"

rottenroyal

hot take: nora sakavic can write whatever the fuck she wants

rottenroyal

hot take: nora sakavic can write whatever the fuck she wants

last-honey

in 2025 let’s bring back being enthusiastic on ao3. leave a comment on every chapter. leave kudos and, if necessary, leave “double kudos” in the comments. tags and notes on bookmarks. the whole nine yards. let’s show fanfic authors how much we love them.

assiraphales

babe. I know we’re all going thru a lot rn but I just wanna give u the heads up that sesame streets future is in jeopardy. hbo has chosen not to renew it for new episodes (a series that has been going since 1969) and the residents of 123 Sesame Street no longer have a home :(

assiraphales

you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!