Conundrumville

It's a madhouse.

[yesterdaysprint]

The San Francisco Call, California, December 10, 1910

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Hot

[yesterdaysprint]

To My Cigarette, Maude Le Page, 1913

[yesterdaysprint]

Keep reading

[yesterdaysprint]

Lawrence Daily Journal, Kansas, August 22, 1885

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The damn truth.

[yesterdaysprint]

The Washington Times, Washington DC, May 17, 1922

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This is clearly an o-o-o cat

[yesterdaysprint]

El Paso Herald, Texas, January 6, 1928

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Been there

[foreverfeminist-deactivated2016]

All women are forced to live under an arbitrary and unfair system which sorts us into the categories of “Fuckable” and “Worthless.” The solution to this is NOT to expand the definition of “Fuckable.”

[cherryseltzer]

cannot believe @neutralize can’t come help me work on my car today. i needed to pick a scent to wear while doing mechanic stuff and i picked chanel no 5 and i KNOW that was wrong but she wasn’t here to stop me.

[patterntown]

Tubereuse Criminelle much better for auto work

[blackness-by-your-side]

she definitely spills the tea

[thefandomdropout]

[prepfordwife]

But a giraffe though? Is nothing sacred?!

[christel-thoughts]

Giraffes do nothing to anyone. What is the deal with whites insisting on killing all things African? Why don’t you hear about them going hunting for any other continent’s wildlife and murdering docile creatures for fun?

[blaqpanther]

[bigmammallama5]

And to make matters worse…

[patterntown]

Fuuuuuuuck thissssss

[babywhy]

[countessofhalfshadow]

Wow

[hellskittencouture-deactivated2]

Betsey Johnson’s apartment in the 80s

[thepriceisrizzoli]

If your default mental photo of Marilyn Monroe is an over-saturated glamour shot of her with her mouth open, please take a moment to replace it with this one of her giving zero f***s about some bears eating garbage.

[stupidjewishwhiteboy]

Reblogging again

[patterntown]

Mouth closed, with bears

[yoisthisracist]

In the movie Aloha, Emma Stone plays a character who is a quarter Chinese and a quarter Hawaiian. I don't really have a question.

Dear Hollywood: it’s not actually diverse when you just say a white person is a different race. Also, fuck you, every single one of you.

[patterntown]

Ew

[actingnt]

“Political correctness” is a concept invented by the privileged to transform basic respect into something political and therefore controversial.

[consolation-deactivated20161214]

“politically correct” was a term invented by Toni Cade in her 1970 anthology The Black Woman: “A man cannot be politically correct and a chauvinist too.” this is a fairly well known fact and to dismiss the origins and initial intent of the phrase is to dismiss once again work by black women. just because the phrase has been reappropriated into a snarky type of cultural capital doesn’t have anything to do with the invention of it

[merovingiens-deactivated2016041]

[isitbatman]

lol our society is so structured on binaries that people think cats are the opposite of dogs

[bogleech]

we also regard dogs as “masculine” and cats as “feminine” to the point that it’s “weird” for men to love cats, women and gay men are stereotyped as liking cats, and creepiest of all, cats are stereotyped as “sexy” animals

[problemheart]

Im 100% grossed out by this

[witch--tripper-deactivated20160]

this fits into my confusion as to why it’s perfectly acceptable to hate cats but blasphemy to hate dogs

[dammit--cas]

That last comment just fucked me up

[gynecomastodon]

*eyes roll out of her head*

[quasisanstete]

Eartha Kitt and Orson Welles in Paris, in 1950.

[rotting]

one of the reasons i dislike men is that i’m so unappreciated by most of them but like?? i’m so cute and special i dont get it????

[patterntown]

For real, what is up with that

[patterntown]

I was thinking about making an original text post for once. It would be about the 2 pairs of pants I am wearing lately. (Not at the same time. Alternately.)