pattiepadfoot

New Yorker. Fangirl. Giggler. Food Lover.

[pleasesayitsnotso]

1. Look at that body

2. God I fuckin’ love this man…

3. HE NOMINATED BENEDICT… AHHHHHHHH…

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[just-call-me-mrs-captain-deacti]

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p much.

[darcywinifredisnobody-blog]

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best. ornament. ever.

[sherlockology]

WIN A ‘THE FIFTH ESTATE’ POSTER SIGNED BY BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH!

We’ve got three to give away - one for each of our main social networks.

For a chance to win the Tumblr poster simply like or re-blog this post. We’re also running the competition on Facebook (all you need to do is like or comment on our ‘The Fifth Estate’ post) and for the Twitter one you can enter here.

You only need enter once on each network and winners will be drawn at random. The competition is open worldwide and closes next Monday 21/10/2013. The competition is open worldwide.

Many thanks to @FifthEstateUK for providing the prizes and be sure to check out their Facebook page.

Don’t forget you can read our in-depth review of the movie here. Good Luck!

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Ben Fucking Affleck casted as Batman. I can't.

I was having a nice dinner when I received this message:

My immediate reaction:

I came back home to find out it wasn't just some cruel prank.

I truly can not handle this information. He is THE worst actor in the history of acting to possess an Oscar (granted it wasn't in acting, but fucking hell. It's still an Oscar for someone who - yeah he made a good movie - but he fucking whined about it for months about not getting recognized all over the board for his somewhat forgettable movie. stfu, Asslick. No one likes you.)

Not even other actors.

Seriously, if they do not re-cast asap - I don't think I can watch the Superman sequel. I truly don't think I can watch Hollywood defile Bruce Wayne like this.

There's only one option if they don't re-cast.

[hibernobritonicdrunk]

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story of my life.

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Epic Facebook Cover Photo

I present to you, Lisa Frank x HOTTIES

I want to say it was hard to narrow the collage down to 4 guys. But it wasn't.

Tell me this isn't just simply beautiful.

The best part?

THIS:

My body's perfect placement between Idris' legs and Tom grinning at my shenanigans. <3

Super lots of love and credit to this epic tumblr: http://funkyfreshinlisafrank.tumblr.com

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I DARE you to not freak out.

WHAT IS LIFE.

EVEN BRUCE AND TONY CAN NOT.

[lokishield]

[thorkitastic]

playing with dolls!

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ffffffffffff I can't with their perfection.

[bootycap]

bonus:

[karlaaight]

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pretty much.

[eristicka]

San Diego Comic Con: A Summary

Loki:

The entire San Diego Comic Con:

(Source for Loki/sdcc gif: tomhiddlesston )

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I'm all three of them. Fangirling like crazy. Shaking and crying. And humping the air.

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LOOKING SEXY AS FUCK AND HIS FINGER LOOKS LIKE IT'S ABOUT TO PICK A BOOGER. WHAT IS THIS MAN.

I CAN'T WITH THIS PERFECTION.

WHY, ODIN, WHY!??!?!

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The last thing I want to do is wake up Monday morning to pics of my husband Tom Hiddleston with his GIRLFRIEND wrapped around him. LOOKING CUTE AS FUCK, MIGHT I ADD.

I'm gonna go die now. It was nice knowing all of you.

[johanirae]

Normal Table Tennis Face

Hiddleston Table Tennis Face

  I therefore conclude Tom Hiddleston has a mutant super power to appear photogenic no matter what he is doing. Such a mutation is rare, previously only visible in the Ridiculously Photogenic Guy.

[jillypooh]