EN LAS BARBAS DE ALGUIEN

jack pattillo indie rp by beanie

[pattilloaf]

aight coupla things 

first off FUCK LEG DAY this bullshit got my tiny little butt hurting HOW YOU SUPPOSE TO EXERCISE BONES MAN I AINT GOT NO MUSCLES IN MY ASS 

second off the fuck my boyfriend isnt texting me what the fuck whAT the fuck i texted last u fucking snapchatting me bro what the fuck nigga you suppose to be texting me right now THE FUCK 

third off why the fuck aren’t nicki and drake together also nick jonas mentioned selena in his last single the fuck why arent y’all together im so upset why you gotta let the biebs be putting her name in his music videos and shit aight like just get back together with nick and also drake i know when that hotline bling that means yo ass should be with nick aint none of this MEEK BULLSHIT IM SO HEATED BOUTA CATCH HANDS 

[pattilloaf]

y’all sitting there nOT EVEN DISCUSSING NICKI AND DRAKE HOW ???

[alethiology]

NSFW Sentence Starters

“That’s it, baby. Open wide for daddy.”

“You’re such a whore. Did I tell you that you could come?”

“Does that hurt? I’m not going to stop.”

“How many times do I have to tell you that your body belongs to me?”

“Such a good pet, always so eager to please.”

“Bend over and grab your ankles.”

“Are you trying to get me to punish you?”

“Dirty mouths get fucked, pet.”

“Are you getting all wet, thinking about them watching us?”

“You don’t know the meaning of pain, yet.”

“Just relax. You can take more than you think.”

“Count to ten. Don’t stutter, or you’ll get ten more.”

“You’re a worthless slut, don’t pretend otherwise.”

“This is the way Daddy likes you best, baby girl/boy.”

“I don’t care if you need to. You will not come or take it out until I say so.”

“My friends and I share everything. Even you.”

“On your knees, hold your hands up over your head so I can cuff them.”

“You didn’t honestly think we were done, did you?”

“You suit nipple piercings even more than I thought you would.”

“Bite down, this is going to hurt.”

“Don’t do that again or you’ll regret it!”

“I love seeing you like this, all compliant.”

“Fuck, you look so hot with my cock in your mouth.”

“Ride me, pet, and I promise I’ll make you come.”

“Don’t stop.. oh, fuck. Don’t you dare stop.”

[pattilloaf]

oh god this update is so ugly wow 

[trapsouled]

[m--uso-deactivated20190421]

I’m crying he’s so in love

[pattilloaf]

the new 1d song is so damn fire im not existing anymore bye 

[wordsnquotes]

Some things you can never leave behind. They don’t belong to the past. They belong to you.

Rick Yancey, The 5th Wave

[gxvin]

( text: jack 💖 ) SENT: ;^) if you say so ( text: jack 💖 ) SENT: [img] ( text: jack 💖 ) SENT: now you have a reason to blush

[pattilloaf]

to: gav 😜 ↬ JESUS CHRIST GAVIN to: gav 😜 ↬ ... damn your skin looks smooth.

[thedepthsofhismind-archived]

Jasper noticed Jack’s sudden nervousness and quick change of subject and instantly, Jasper felt terrible. His flirting wasn’t the  best, so he wasn’t surprised that it backfired on him, as usual. “Shit dude – I’m sorry,” Jasper stammered, fixing his tie, head lowered. “Didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable or anything. I just-” He was froze in place, pacing over words,  which ended up trailing off into silence. Then, Jasper just sort of left. Impulsively. As if  his body just shut down and told him to get the fuck out of there. Jack was working  anyways. Jasper thought it would be best. 

[pattilloaf]

    jack felt his heart plummet  into  his     stomach as he watched jasper walk     away. WELL SHIT. he didn’t mean     to do that. he wasn’t trying to scare     jasper off or- or- or anything he had     just done, really. so he did what he     could, running up behind jasper and     walking along beside him.

                “HEY DUDE, NO. I DIDN’T MEAN TO BE RUDE,”                              he shook his head, grabbing jasper’s arm gently.                               “i like you, jasper. i’m just shit at flirting. obviously.”

[gxvin]

( text: jack 💖 ) SENT: just tell him i sent you nudes ( text: jack 💖 ) SENT: hell make fun of that less than thinking my being lovely made you blush ( text: jack 💖 ) SENT: or i could just really send you nudes ;^) ( text: jack 💖 ) SENT: <3 :^* 

[pattilloaf]

to: gav 😜 ↬ GAVIN!! IM WORKING!! to: gav 😜 ↬ oh my god im so red right now i hate you to: gav 😜 ↬ ... but yeah, sure, if you want.

[pattilloaf]

alright tiny peoplez. im feeling super sic k for some reason so heading to bed. night !!

[pattilloaf]

{ thedepthsofhismind } continued from here !!!

        jack smiled nervously, shrugging a shoulder         at jasper before clearing his throat.

                                   “UM. GOOD... I GUESS. I DON’T--                                    yeah. i’m just gonna... go back to work.”

        not that jack didn’t like jasper. of course he         did. he just wasn’t good at this kind of thing.

[pattilloaf]

"thats dirty" lmao

{ thedepthsofhismind }

SEND ‘THAT’S DIRTY’ FOR SOME SEXINESS !!!

'i want you.’

[powerhvngry-deactivated20170704]

SEVEN DEADLY TEXT MEMES

V. 001: ENVY ─ SEND FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION!

[ text ] Why don’t you act that way with me?

[ text ] I see the way you look at them.

[ text ] Why don’t you go with them, then?

[ text ] Why did you text me? Did they stop replying?

[ text ] I can’t believe I fit into your busy schedule.

[ text ] Wait, you’re texting me? How did I get so lucky?

[ text ] Don’t keep them waiting.

[ text ] Why don’t you talk to them instead? They’d probably understand.

[ text ] They don’t know you like I do.

[ text ] You sure it’s nothing more than that?

[ text ] Do you think of me when you’re with them?

[ text ] I saw you with them. 

[ text ] You deserve so much better.

[ text ] Can’t you see they’re bad for you?

[ text ] You’re hanging out with them again?

[ drunk text ] whenever i close vmy eyes ki thikn of yyou with thuem

[ drunk text ] do yolu love them as muhc as you loved me?

[ drunk text ] don’t you rsee holw much better i am hfor you ?

[ drunk text ] fuck them. yuo sholud be mine

[ drunk text ] i can’t stanqd to think you could be with them right now

[ text – WRONG # ] Whenever I see [ YOUR MUSE ] with them, I want to scream.

[ text – WRONG # ] You sure [ YOUR MUSE ] isn’t with them right now?

[ text – WRONG # ] I think [ YOUR MUSE ] might be lying about about them.

[ text – WRONG # ] The fact that [ YOUR MUSE ] is with them is almost funny.

[ text – WRONG # ] I sometimes feel like [ YOUR MUSE ] replaced me with them.

click here for the other seven deadly text memes !!

[roleplayaskmemes]

Send me “that’s dirty” and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

Sexual Sunday NSFW special, they’re all suggestive, but don’t have to be responded to in a NSFW manner.

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[thedepthsofhismind-archived]

Not only was Jack’s laugh very comforting and happy, when Jack asked him for lunch, his mood instantly spiked up. It was nice to have  someone who didn’t mind his looks and was willing to be his friend. Fuck yeah, he’ll go to lunch with you. “Hell yeah, dude. I’m hungry as fuck.” He  grinned. 

[pattilloaf]

      with a smile, jack tugged on jasper’s arm.       sure, at first he’d been frightened by the       other’s looks-- demons were fucking scary       and jack had a low tolerance for anything       frightening-- but jasper had proven himself       both friendly and kind. so fuck it. jack loved       making friends.

                              “MY CAR’S JUST THIS WAY,”                                       jack said, leading the way out                                       of the office, “whatcha wanna                                       eat? i’m payin’.”

[gxvin]

( text: jack 💖 ) SENT: what a charmer 💖 ( text: jack 💖 ) SENT: you know how to make a man blush

[pattilloaf]

to: gav 😜 ↬ i try to: gav 😜 ↬ oh shut up. now you’re making me blush talking about you blushing to: gav 😜 ↬ geoff is lookin at me strangely