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for u all stuck in tumblr hell and can't get out start thinking for urself

#charlie kirk #american politics #Youtube

"They couldn't prove him wrong, so they proved him right forever."

#Charlie Kirk #get ya'lls moral compass in order #your safety was not in question #his was #your right to life liberty and the pursuit of happiness was not challenged #his clearly was #you guys want to be judge jury and executioner #and make judgements based off of vague emotional ideas rather than truth and call it virtue #this was messed up #yall need to do some thinking #american politics #pray for america #the left has shown its true colors and they are the tyrants #they are the facists #jump from that ship #join the right side of history #we don't all agree on everything over here but we know that words are not violence and debate is not a threat #we don't claim your life because we think differently #and if you have believed that...i would encourage challenging it #the left is the violent party #the right owns all the guns allegedly and here we are...being gunned down #put some thought into what you believe and why you can know it to be true #because it matters that it's true

fleshdyke

i love john brosio paintings bc theyll be an absolute gut punch that forces you to consider your own morality like two earthlings and they will also be Big Crab

fleshdyke

“two earthlings”, an absolutely devastating oil painting that i think about every single day

“fatigue 2”, Big Crab

baronfulmen

I hadn’t seen the second one. You can just tell that guy is standing where his car should be. He’s too tired to worry about the crab directly, he’s just thinking about how this means he’s gotta call the insurance company and lord knows if giant crab attacks are covered. He’s looking off to the left because that’s where the bus stop is, he’s watching a bus pull up right now and thinking that while there’s a chance he could sprint for it and make it on he absolutely cannot bring himself to run right now - not from the crab, not to the bus, not for anything. Fuck the diet, though, he’s getting fast food tonight. Not like he can drive to the store now anyway.

unashamedly-enthusiastic

Man has gotten the bus home (car crushed by giant crab) to find more sea creatures on his property

Is this targeted? What will this do to his insurance premiums?

syn4k

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

mmelete

foone

whole bunch of different video games generator

nanuuiycacahuates

I find it funny how most of the Minecraft live action ads look better than the Minecraft movie

jackwolfes

thinking about that post of people assuming ao3 has an algorithm and also about how bonkers persistent the view is that ao3 is social media lite. like with startling regularity I get comments saying something along the lines of "it's probably weird to comment on a fic this old--" no it isn't!!!! this is an archive I am literally just assuming you searched for a selection of specific tags or sorted by kudos or looked back on my pseud or any other number of completely normal ways to use an archive site ?? kill the tiktok ghost in your brain and comment on old stuff it's NOT weird

auckie

When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING

Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.

auckie

The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesn’t exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.

kalichnikov

#i laughed at this #so fucking hard #i'm still cackling tbh bc this was the real neurodivergent millennial childhood experience #it is S O. u fucking real #bc its S O fuck I N g weird #sEFG;LKASJLMW'S #F;LKDSNGBDLKJAGNSDKSF;M'C #La #s'dl;lfaf

mapsontheweb

The Pacific Ocean is huge.

ofthefog-deactivated20241127

If they make an earth flag it should be of this angle to piss off the most amount of people

evilscientist3

None Earth with South New Zealand

crankynerdgirl

The amount of time you have to spend on this website to still remember the Deep Lore like None Pizza with Left Beef, only to apply it to this post. Truly, boggling.

#WAIT none pizza with left beef isnt old #is it?#oh god #its legendary but it isn't THAT old #right?#RIGHT?

eatelonmusk-deactivated20231217

hmm no wikipedia i didn't know that. i mean that's pretty high praise tho how impressive could it beOH GODDAMNIT IT'S THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

archouai

[ID: screenshot of a Wikipedia factoid that reads, “Did you know that Script Ohio has been called one of the most impressive examples of American folk art in existence?”

The video shows the Ohio State University Marching Band performing its traditional Script Ohio routine, in which the drum major leads the band single-file to form an enormous cursive Ohio on the field. The crossovers require absolute precision timing. It is a FEAT. At the end, the drum major leads out a sousaphone player, who kind of high-kicks his way to dot the I. (Wikipedia calls it a “bounding goose-step.”) He gives a sweeping bow to each side of the stadium. The band then sings “Buckeye Battle Cry” while accompanied only by the sousaphone. Here’s the Wikipedia article, which has a much better description than mine. ]

#i like people together doing very hard things for fun

tomundsen-deactivated20250731

The Office UK 1x01 // The Office US 1x01

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