The Inane Ravings Of A Dementia Riddled Todler @paul-the-cretin - Tumblr Blog

shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and then seeing the first photo of the doohickey

omni-rhombus

Lemme look something up...

omni-rhombus

This is literally some Looney Toons level bullshit

captain-price-unofficially

Ah yes, the first Spanish astronaut

gayadvicefairy

I think it’s really really important to point out that even $15 an hour is still poverty wages in much of the US… yet people are still willing to lose their jobs over that. They are willing to risk everything our ancestors did in the early days of unions.

$15 isn’t enough but people are still willing to fight for it. What does that tell you?

Railroad workers were willing to risk everything to stop an accident like the one in Ohio. Union busters like Biden decided that entire towns weren’t worth the risk to shareholders or the bottom line. What does that tell you?

inkskinned

fucking hate it when the stuff everybody says "actually works" does actually work.

hate exercising and realizing i've let go of a lot of anxiety and anger because i've overturned my fight-or-flight response.

hate eating right and eating enough and eating 3 times a day and realizing i'm less anxious and i have more energy

hate journaling in my stupid notebook with my stupid bic ballpoint and realizing that i've actually started healing about something once i'm able to externalize it

hate forgiving myself hate complimenting myself more often hate treating myself with kindness hate taking a gratitude inventory hate having patience hate talking to myself gently

hate turning my little face up to the sun and taking deep breaths and looking at nature and grounding myself and realizing that i feel less burdened and more hopeful, more actually-here, that i am able to see the good sides of myself more clearly, that i am able to see not only how far i have to grow - but also how much growth i have already done & how much of my life i truly fill with light and laughter and love

horrible horrible horrible. hate it but i'm gonna do it tho

maculategiraffe

denynothing1

The seething continues.

sarahthecoat

not to mention having to actually go to bed on time to get a decent night's sleep. who tf made that rule? fucking works if i do it though. killjoy.

machigaeru

I started Hebrew, which is why I’ve been dead on this blog, but I don’t think I can ever properly convey to you guys the sheer cultural whiplash of spending years learning Japanese from Japanese teachers and then trying to learn Hebrew from an Israeli

Japanese: you walk into class already apologizing for being alive Hebrew: you walk into class, the teacher insults you and you are expected to insult her back

Japanese: conjugates every single verb based on degree of intended politeness, nevermind keigo and honorifics Hebrew: Someone asked my teacher how to say “excuse me” and she laughed for several seconds before saying we shouldn’t worry about remembering that since we’ll never need to say it

Japanese: if you get one stroke wrong the entire kanji is incomprehensible Hebrew: cursive? script? fuck it do whatever you want, you don’t even have to write the vowels out unless you feel like it

Japanese: the closest thing there is to ‘bastard’ is an excessively direct ‘you’ pronoun Hebrew: ‘bitch’ translates directly

memory-thought

The span of human experience is so insane.

romanocheese

why would you hide this in the tags

i desperately want to learn hebrew right this very minute

mistawolfie

crechu r

douwatahima

just finished playing disco elysium for the first time and felt compelled to make this

time-woods

Re-paint of Leyendecker‘s ‘arrow collars shirts advertisement’ but as Harry and Kim! Spent all day yesterday doin’ this- I rarely do stuff like this so it was an experience to say the least- (i nearly lost the battle to that damn table)

leona-florianova

Watching Columbo reruns every week is what brings joy to my life and what I look forward to.

computersounds

columboscreens

paul-the-cretin

Blurry Columbo my beloved

lieutenant-columbro

Toblerone bars are the profane shape filth of the candy world. They are the wrong fucked up shape.

cadavvera

He is cured now

lieutenant-columbro

embrace COLUMBO SLEEP TRUTHERISM

ladyshinga

dracophile

Madames and Monsieurs. Poirot has seen much evil in the world, but the evil of this man is in a category all it’s own. His crimes are those of which Poirot cannot speak of in polite company, and they stretch the limit of discretion and manners. And he flees his persecution but cannot resist to remind the world of his existence. To brag about the money his filth has brought him. To try and, how you say, “flex” on a girl who’s concern is for the future of this planet by touting his many fast cars. But she is not so easily cowed and came back strong against his crude message with one of her own. Poirot may not condone the language, but he cannot deny it may have been called for. And there, there he let his hubris lead him to make his mistake. In his video, there, there is his pandora’s box. It does not look like much, it is after all a pizza box and such food is popular among the masses today. But this box…this box proved where he was hiding away. What hole this rat crawled into!

terriwriting

I claim no deductive prowess on my part, Watson. Our quarry is a braggart and a fool and he has proclaimed his location for all the world to see. But the prey is still afoot, dear doctor, and we must be swift. Bring your pistol.

anonymouscomrade

finder-plus

Batman, how can you be so sure we can find him with just that tweet?

Well, Boy Wonder, a single picture can say a thousand words but in this case we only need one. Did you see the pizza that fuel-burning fiend ordered?

Jerry’s? Why, I’ve never heard of them, where in the world could you get a slice of that?

That’s the perfect question, the cheesy clue we need to apprehend this terrible tweeting menace. I happen to know for a fact there’s only one place in the world you can get a fresh slice of Jerry’s pizza…and we’ll need some extra Bat Garlic for this trip.

Great Ratios, Batman, you don’t mean!?

That’s right, Robin, let’s not waste any more time, the citizens of Gotham are already thrashing him in the Quote Retweets.

bombshellblitz

[PERCEPTION - Formidable 13] Look closer at the video

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PERCEPTION [Formidable: Success] - Now hold on. There’s something strange about that pizza box.

VISUAL CALCULUS - The name of the store that box was ordered from is “Jerry’s”.

SHIVERS [Easy: Success] - In another time, you have eaten at nearly every one of the myriad pizzerias that mark the streets of Jamrock, but never heard of a place by such a name.

VOLITION - Maybe the lieutenant has.

YOU - “Hey Kim, have you ever eaten at a place called Jerry’s?”

KIM KITSURAGI - “I have not heard of such an establishment, much less eaten there. Does this really pertain to the current investigation, detective?”

YOU - “It has to be.”

[ENCYCLOPEDIA - Heroic 16] Where is Jerry’s?

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ENCYCLOPEDIA [Heroic: Success] - Then it comes to you. Somewhere, far from the insulidian isola, in Romania, is the only “Jerry’s” Pizzeria.

HALF LIGHT - You have him.