the dream thieves book II of the raven cycle series sentence starters
change tenses/pronouns as needed !! some lines have been edited for clarity / length / ease of roleplaying
tw : language , mental health , death , drugs
‘you never want to have any fun, old man.’
‘that’s not fun, that’s trouble.’
‘you are an unbelievable phone tramp.’
‘unlike some people, my sense of self-worth isn’t tied to my occupation.’
‘i’m not going to be a sidekick.’
‘the only thing that gives me any joy is imagining the used car dealership he’ll be working at by the time he’s thirty.’
‘sacred smoke, cleanse the soul of this young woman before me and give her some common sense.’
‘is crack the same thing as speed?’
‘i’ve done it once before. die, I mean.’
‘do you eat all of the men in the family? where do they go?’
‘ you’re supposed to inform people of your travel plans when you’re hiking on dangerous trails.’
‘this is what my face always looks like.’
‘it’s like vodka. It really depends on who’s doing it.’
‘i’ve outgrown train wrecks.’
‘you’re supposed to use your powers for good, you know!’
‘i’m very nearly drunk enough to be transcendent.’
‘that’s a place to lose your wallet. or your virginity.’
‘maybe we can hurl some stuff into the underbrush! or hit something! that solves everything! maybe we can be really manly and break things!’
‘what were you dreaming about?’
‘how do you feel about doing something slightly illegal and definitely distasteful?’
‘you’re a bastard and this doesn’t seem like typical bastard activity.’
‘I am being perfectly fucking civil.’
‘they always are. his panties, I mean. twisted. over it. and you.’
‘I just… tell me something true about you.’
‘I own a pair of bell-bottoms. and an orange disco shirt.’
‘you were born in hell, you’re used to it.’
‘what care is it of yours what I think of (name)?’
‘i’m the worst at pool ever! It’s wonderful.’
‘what’s it like, being a seer?’
‘what’s it like, being a hit man?’
‘it pays the bills. but I prefer my poetry.’
‘sometimes it’s better with tongue.’
‘it’s weird for me, ‘cause it’s you.’
‘I don’t want to watch you die.’
‘I have a super bad feeling.’
‘it’s called being dead.’
‘i’m going to be fucking patient with you because you’ve had a head injury.’
‘i’m a fish who’s forgotten how to breathe in water.’
‘it’s like you’re so keen on being (name), army of one.’
‘I won’t take your pity!’
‘same thing I always want. to be entertained.’
‘you didn’t throw up. Most people throw up after drinking that much.’
‘you don’t know a damn thing about me.’
‘hey, don’t touch my stuff.’
‘hey man, I’m sure he’ll like this one. and if he doesn’t, fuck him.’
‘dying’s a boring side effect.’
‘you’re a player in his life.’
‘wait. You thought — it was never gonna be you and me.’
‘there’s only with me or against me.’
‘you’re going to have to be brave.’
‘you’re being creepy. maybe you mean to be, but in case you’re just being accidentally creepy, I thought I’d let you know.’
‘I want to know why you won’t kiss me, and I don’t want a lie this time.’
‘you two make a grand couple! kiss him!’
‘well I don’t want to be just someone to kiss.’
‘you really can be a raging feminist.’
‘I didn’t tell you until just now because I realized it didn’t matter. Because it’s not gonna be you.’
‘what’s new with you? something terrible, I trust?’
‘because you and I, we’re both … wealthy in love.’
‘in this light you … jesus. jesus. i’ve got to get my head straight.’
‘and now we never speak of it again.’
‘you don’t have to do this.’
