my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like āim gonna ruin this pussyā āim gonna wreck this pussy for anyone elseā like stop.. thats not yoursā¦!
āImma destroy that pussyā my friend š
sorry
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blake kathryn
i don't do bad sauce passes
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Andulka
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Discoholic šŖ©
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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trying on a metaphor

@theartofmadeline
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noise dept.
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my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like āim gonna ruin this pussyā āim gonna wreck this pussy for anyone elseā like stop.. thats not yoursā¦!
āImma destroy that pussyā my friend š
sorry
SEEKE(gets shot)
DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT FRIEND YOU CUT OUT OF YOUR LIFE!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON YOUR EX!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT OLD COWORKER YOU HATED!!!! IT WONāT HELP YOU!!!! CHOOSE YOURSELF!!!!
Teto answer my texts messages
DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT FRIEND YOU CUT OUT OF YOUR LIFE!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON YOUR EX!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT OLD COWORKER YOU HATED!!!! IT WONāT HELP YOU!!!! CHOOSE YOURSELF!!!!
Teto answer my texts messages
mimicry
I finally have it!!!! I finally got ideas for my fanfic!!!!! But the problem? Now I have two ideas. Please help me narrow it down!
Which plot for a fun & lighthearted TFP fic?
The base's computer breaks and Ratchet calls a "Who broke it" type discussion
They plan a surprise birthday party, but struggle to keep it secret
RESULTS (i'd really prefer you actually vote this is just for me to see)
KICK THE CAN!
Letās play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
LET THE FISH WHO THINKS HE KNOWS NO FEAR LOOK WELL UPON MY FACE
you werenāt supposed to be like me, things were supposed to be better
idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????
'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa
THIRTY TWO??????
Listen that doesnāt even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.
May I present the best apple:
the world is so big and beautiful
THE CO-CAPTAIN THAT NOBODY INVITED
given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that
Itās such I shame Iāll never get to be his controversially young conjunx š«©
Sighhhhhhhhhhh
THEY ARE NOT FUCKING SORRY!!!!!
apology tour my ass!!!
Iām watching Hamilton for the first time at my job and itās so strange because my job has nothing to do with musicals (except that itās a summer camp job and everyone here is mildly queer in at least one way) but other than that no correlation yknow?