a page for people with mommy issues

(she/her) Everything fantasy, medieval and edgy. I like evil women and heavy armor. Girlfailure, your average chiki briki Slav. English is not my first language.

[pieroguetrader]

Need to scream somewhere about my paladin potentially becoming a hexblade warlock is there a support group for such cases

[pieroguetrader]

WHA ep 11 starts with Agott talking about how scalewolves become weaker when they're in love... Then she proceeds to speak about meeting Coco.... And people say she doesn't have a crush on her

[not-a-space-alien]

I think the gender politics of the drow were originally supposed to be wish fulfillment for straight men who liked domineering women, but I feel like these days it's mostly wish fulfillment for people who want to see tormented, pathetic men

[fiyeli]

Girls in swamp

insta: _fiyeli

[pieroguetrader]

Self-diagnosing myself as tsundere could explain my lifetime relationships crisis

[loredragonoftheforgottenrealms]

Oh, to play a bonded elf on a quest to find their other half as a creeping sense of doom wracks their mind.

[pieroguetrader]

bothered unmoistured unhappy not in my lane all because of a sudden change of plans being autistic really sucks sometimes

[fallingtowers]

i took elvish in school and i fucking hated it. the teacher was like 700 years old and he'd like take us on field trips to sit on the banks of babbling brooks and watch the fall of sunlight through the leaves. my friends in spanish class were like conjugating verbs and shit and meanwhile i was in an old-growth forest being overcome with awe at the sight of a majestic stag. like uhh yeah mr autumnheart when are we gonna learn like any grammar "listen to the murmur of the wind in the treetops, and you shall find the grammar you seek" like fuck dude your pedagogy leaves much to be desired

[pieroguetrader]

spoon-ears can't sit still for 12 hours watching sunset... you watch your so called tiktoks and then complain to us elves that your attention span is bad

[bravelittlescrib]

We NEED Drow tradhusbands. House Patron from down the street making TikTok videos about how torturing underlings is a woman’s job and men need to stay in the kitchen where they belong

[pieroguetrader]

Oath of Redemption, but instead of redeeming yourself, you believe that all people can be redeemed, and you can absolutely fix this evil love interest of yours

[pieroguetrader]

wait it IS actually an "I can fix them" paladin

[thanzanite]

do people who really want to make an oc who's suffering from oppression based on their gender know that we're allowed to make women ocs

[pieroguetrader]

This is how I feel about Drizzt stories. Orcs in DnD lore are described as misogynistic, but we never got a story about an orc/half-orc girl who escaped from her village and became a famous adventurer, because obviously writing a man suffering from dommy mommies would be a better goonbait.

[pieroguetrader]

Oath of Redemption, but instead of redeeming yourself, you believe that all people can be redeemed, and you can absolutely fix this evil love interest of yours

[pieroguetrader]

Yes sex might be good but have you ever fantasized about being a Lathander paladin and breaking your oath while Sonne by Rammstein is playing in the background

[pieroguetrader]

Need to scream somewhere about the current shit going on in my dnd campaign but it's a micro fandom of like 6 people and most of them are tired adults I'm prob the only one excited af

[pieroguetrader]

Sometimes I hate that my mind can't think of anything else if I'm hyperfixated but let's be honest hyperfixations are the only things that make me happy in life

[pieroguetrader]

My friend, if you have

-a strong sense of justice

-a strict behavioral pattern you follow

-a fixation on a certain goal

You're not a paladin. You have an autism diagnosis.

[vivialic-deactivated20160626]

[hijodeporos]

Do not unsheath me without reason. Do not wield me without valor.

[shitpostingkats]

The reason Qifrey is so awesome and relatable is because he wants to live. Man in his twenties being ominous as hell and breaking laws left and right and messing with forces beyond comprehension and lying to the cops and doing horrible things to the people who love him most and constantly destroying his own mental health and you peel back the layers and the motivation is "God I want to grow old someday."