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i'm a comedian that has never done a day of stand up in his life. i'm a lover who can occasionaly find himself in a fight. lover of animals, beer & whiskey. people annoy me but i like to entertain them. pawel tomaz wasilewski, also known as: paul wesley, stefan salvatore, p dub. ? bayview living

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@paulvedere: I look so pervy.

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@paulvedere: wow, it's crazy how many people come into town when you take a 4 day nap.

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emilyofbayview:

Oh yes this place has totally burned down to the ground. You’re missing out on all the destruction. Totally kidding by the way, hope you’re having fun in Georgia! Is it hot there yet? 

I guess you missed the part where I said I was back from the swamp, I mean it’s hard to tell because they usually throw a party in my honor but they didn’t this time. Strange..... 

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itscandyaccola:

Do you ever not complain, Wesley? Seriously, you’re basically Grumpy. And what were you going in Georgia, anyways? Well, I am doing okay, just got back from a wonderful trip to Disneyworld and my legs are still kinda sore from all the walking. As for missing you, that’s a pretty obvious question, huh? Of course I did… not miss you. I didn’t even know you were away because you’re that bad of a friend. But don’t worry, I won’t hold it against you. Or will I?

I only complain when I’m tired because when I’m tired -- yes, I am a grumpy old man. Disneyworld and you didn’t even bother taking me? Talk about BAD friend! Wow, just WOW. I’m sure you didn’t think to bring me back any mouse ears either did you? And here I was, missing that bright and sunshiny face.. not anymore.

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thysarahdrew:

And you are again?  You look familiar.  Kidding, Paul, how are you?

Are you April Kepner? I hear you’re a fancy doctor now. 

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zoeydevtch:

You were well and truly missed, Wesley. And I’m personally glad you didn’t bring back the Georgia sun with you because I’m awful in unbearable heat. We had a wedding and a couple of parties though, so you missed out on them. What were you doing in Georgia anyway?

I wish I hadn’t missed Sebastian’s wedding but I think that working on the television show I directed will be well worth it once everyone sees it. I wasn’t picking peaches, before you ask, I was working. I would never go to Georgia willfully...that place is a sess pool. 

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jaredinbayview:

How hot is it down there in Georgia? I’ve heard that it’s quite bad in the south at the moment. Ask for Bayview, no worries! We certainly have not managed to burn the place down… yet. What drug you all of the way down to Georgia?

It’s the blazing sun hot. I’m used to it by now, working there for 8 years kind of gets you immune to it but it’s been a few months so I was there so I sadly had forgotten. I was working, doing a bit of directing for a television show. Nothing too crazy. Glad to see you were able to keep Bayview alive for me!

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zaynsalamb:

i missed you a lot. for every day you have been away from me, i have made a painting in your honor. i am gonna put them up on billboards all over town. just a normal week. nah i’m kidding, did you have a good time?

Leave it to Zayn to make me wonder if there’s a hidden camera in my bedroom. I had a good time, glad to be back in one place for longer than a day though.

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shinycrystalr:

It always amazes me to realize the place isn’t burning down, so. You might be glad to hear that too? For once am I actually glad to not be in the Georgia fire, I’m already complaining enough about the humidity up north lately. Back at work, are you?

I had a show to direct down there so yeah, I unfortunately had to return to the swamp. Glad to be out of that hell hole for a while though. Get to go back home to Jersey here soon, I’m literally in and out of Bayview so often I’m surprised all my utilities are still up to date. Whoops?

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letitbrie:

Well what’s the point in going to Georgia then? I’m kidding, what show? I’m off to L.A. for a bit in a week or so - has anything changes or is still the same? See, you’re going to have to be more careful about leaving, you got lucky this time but who knows how many we’ll lose next time. 

I ask myself quite often what the point in going to Georgia is if you don’t return with peaches but then I remember... I’m not a huge fan of the furry fruit. LA is the exact same, filled with shame and prostitutes. You won’t be sorry when you come back to Bayview. Why would you leave and run the risk of the abyss coming back?

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roerigz:

The hell were you doing down in the depths of Georgia, Wesley? I thought we left that part of our lives behind when you hung up your fangs and hero hair? I did actually notice you were gone, you weren’t there for me to slow dance with last night at the wedding, and as much as I tried to burn down your place while you were gone, the cops kept telling me arson was “bad” for some reason.

Well sir, I was there directing an episode of a television show.. then I went on a road trip...then I went to LA for about 12 hours and here I am. Jetlaged and not quite hungover enough. They told you arson was bad? What kind of fucked up police department do they have? One might think Matt Donovan is in charge.

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letitbrie:

It didn’t burn down but it  was like a giant gaping hole right in the middle of town, thank god you came back before someone fell to their death! What were you doing in Georgia, did you bring back any peaches? 

Ha, no no peaches were brought back! I was directing a tv show and then made a pit stop over in LA on Saturday before returning. I’m glad I was able to come back before someone fell in the abyss that was Bayview while I was gone! I don’t know if I could have handled that type of pressure!!

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Georgia is hot this time of year. I was hoping I wouldn’t have to endure that again but.... how is everyone in Bayview? Did you miss me? Did you notice I was gone? Probably not. I hope the places hasn’t burned down while I was away. 

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kendallnjen:

Well, you know I always have some sort of alcohol lying around, even when I’m just unpacking boxes.

Pretty sure the only way to unpack is by drinking alcohol. Just keep me away from tequila, tequila is Satan’s piss. 

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bayviewcolfer:

 You never realize how pollinated the LA air was until you left it. Now, this place has fresher air. I know I should probably unpack but .. why do that when I can just walk outside and breath in that crisp air. Hello there, those who don’t know me.. I’m Chris and I’m sorry.. I’m just sorta weird.

Lucky for you, weird gets along well in Bayview. LA is Satan’s pit of the US. I hate going back there for that reason. Nice to meet you Chris, I’m Paul. 

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quirkymisscb:

Honestly, I don’t think my hair is going to be the same after this movie. Who in their right mind thought perms were a good idea at all? It takes up to three people to curl my hair sometimes and that’s just ridiculous. 

Who said perms weren’t a good idea? I personally would love to see you with a half afro, that is after all the whole reason I’ll be seeing the movie.