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kenny || 27 || he/it icon by @ickyguts

[c00lkldd]

It won’t let me reblog EVERYONE LOOK

[lislemons]

new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

[kushblazer666]

[daco-showman]

I fucking hate the elf forums fuck my life

[hornpoint]

When U Ask The Cashier To Break a Twenty

And

He

Fucksyou....

[hornpoint]

Sort it.

[dogpuppy]

[bogleech]

Why are there just blobs of fake rubber meat that a bunch of unrelated microbes can build in the dirt but they've only ever been found in china and can't be classified any further than "biological objects"

[thatdamnokie]

[maidthings]

I still dont really understand how to socialize with Normal People but I know they really never expect you to ever use the word "homunculus" so it usually plays pretty well

[maidthings]

which is weird because in our modern lives we encounter and make frequent use of homunculi every single day

[dogpuppy]

[daggerdoggy]

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

[daggerdoggy]

do not forget this

[dogpuppy]

[nephilot]

"this is fetish art" okay ❤️ yay ❤️

[swagophile]

me in a heist movie scenario: [right about to execute the big plan] i hope you guys kbow if this plan goes south i'm killing myself

driver: what

me: alright team. we kbow our roles. lets get to it

demolitions expert: wait can we go back to that thing earlier

grifter: yeah what was that about

me: charlie, i want you to take point. you're the most important for the early phase so you gotta make sure to nail this. remember we only have a limited time to pull this off, so the sooner the better

safecracker: youre not really gonna kill yourself if we fuck this up right

me: [putting on my badass sunglasses as smooth bossa nova music plays] i'm definitely going to kill myself if we get this wrong

[cassili]

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[robogrind]

you're bountiless you stupid bitch