Hey everyone! I'm PB, and I write stuff. I've been writing for nearly two decades, and currently have 800,000 words on AO3! I specialize in nsfw, reader fics, m/m, angst, and kink. I write for just about every fandom, and don't shy away from smut.
Take a look at my works at the link below, and hit the read-more for details!
PRICING
$10 per 500 words
Additional $5 charge may apply for fandoms or kinks I'm not familiar with (consider it a research charge)
All prices agreed upon beforehand, no surprises!
Payment up front.
FANDOMS
Marvel (MCU and Comics)
DC
TF2
Watchmen
John Wick
Resident Evil 8: Village
Star Wars (with a special focus on the original trilogy and Clone Wars)
Ace Attorney
Invincible
Hetalia
Fallout: New Vegas
DOOM
The Twilight Saga
Gravity Falls
Rise of The Guardians
The Amazing Digital Circus
And many, many more! If your fandom isn't on this list; feel free to ask! These are just fandoms I've already written for. I can also be convinced to write original smut to specification if that's more your thing 😉
HARD LIMITS
Pregnancy, MPreg, FPreg, eggpreg, etc. This includes omegaverse pregnancy.
Scat
Watersports/piss kink
Animal abuse, animal cruelty, or bestiality
Forced feminization
Under 16 (that said, I don't mind anime high-schoolers, young adults or older teens, aged up characters etc. If the age isn't mentioned in-fic, I don't really care about canon ages)
I reserve the right to refuse any request, and if for any reason, I have to abandon the fic, you will receive a full refund. Hard limit list is subject to change at any time.
I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?
Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.
The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.
In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies
I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?
reasons aunt wu should be in the white lotus include but are not limited to: a) they need more women and b) she can continue to ruin the life of her greatest nemesis, sokka