THIS IS MY UNNATURAL SELECTION :)

fae/it・25・selfshipper・not sure what's wrong with me tbh

[krakoan-koza]

⭐︎★ intro ★⭐︎

selfship blog/夢男子

fae/it interchangeably (pronounly for more)

main f/os atm are kim kitsuragi, magneto, professor x, doctor strange, doctor doom, and wd gaster

blog is owned by a member of a system, otherkin (mutant, a la x-men)

very often other members are typing posts for me and reblogging stuff for me, our Magneto fictive is a common babysitter when I'm age regressed and signs off with just "- M" and tags his posts with "- Magnus"

sharing is caring, please follow me if we wanna fuck the same old men

english is our second language, so sometimes things come out wrong or someone from the system will word things strangely

plz send my narcissistc (/clinical) ass asks

*STRAWPAGE WITH F/O TAGS AND OTHER INFO

delulu.exe is for posts I know are insane (i.e. "one day a va might be in chat, guys, i can't mute my mic")

koza.txt is a general talky tag

go to bed koza is my tag for things I posted while sleep deprived

vent.txt is for venting

rivals.log is me posting about Marvel Rivals

art was my old art tag, but due to spam and bots, it is now the goat draws. All my art before April is under the first tag, and all my new art is under the new one.

small.exe is stuff I posted while age regressed

tmi.txt is for gross health shit. If you do not want to see posts about the messy and unsanitary sides of illness and disability, block this.

xgen ship is for anything where I have a teen s/i with an adult character

cradle ship is for anything where I have a child s/i with an adult character

No, I don't condone either of those two last things irl.

* F/O tags not yet on the strawpage because I am lazy and have yet to add them are as follows, ignite my half light (kim kitsuragi,) fear toxin lover (jonathan "the scarecrow" crane,) all hail shadow (shadow the hedgehog,) intoxicating innocence (dagoth ur,) dinner was rude (hannibal lol,) hello lambkin (varré,) shot down the wendy bird (hook,) pages with inches of room (the narrator,) feline persuasion (sabretooth)

* I sometimes reblog stuff of kin characters. Every one of those is just "kin tag: (character name)" Idc if you selfship with one of my kin or are a double.

[krakoan-koza]

death by a thousand cuts and charles? (for the ask game)

Death By A Thousand Cuts: How do you and your f/o handle bad times/how are you there for each other when life gets rough?

It is cold. It is cold, it is dark, and it is terrible.

Leo's fur would be helpful if not so thin around the most important parts of him. His tail is heavier than it ever normally is--how lucky, he thought, Charles must be. He doesn't even have hair to make the cold more oppressive with the weight of being soaked.

Yet, as Beast hauls Charles next out of the frozen lake, Leo cannot stop himself from crawling over. He purrs, loudly--so loudly that it makes Beast glance over briefly before setting Charles on the cold sand.

Everything is so god-forsaken cold.

Beast is saying something as Leo instantly flops onto Charles, but it's lost on him. All Leo can think to do is bury his face against Charles' neck and purr. It's how cats heal, after all. They purr.

And Charles, shivering, only thinks to put a hand through the more soft, human-hair-adjacent fur on Leo's head. It's wet, and the texture is more like interacting with the soaked coat of a dog breed expected to be trudging in and out of water. There's something sleek about it that makes it difficult to pet Leo, yet he tries. Soothing fingers find scalp, and try.

And Leo purrs.

He purrs until Rogue comes over to help move them back inside.

[ask game]

[krakoan-koza]

The Man:What strengthens your f/o in your opinion? What do they believe strengthens you?

Leo thinks it must be spite. Hope is a foreign concept to him, only observable in others and subject to being as impossible as fairies or...

Well, shit. Avalon is real.

Fine, fine. Perhaps hope is real, but it must be spite still. What is the birthplace of impossible things except spite? It's not an inherently negative force. No mother is inherently evil; no womb can make anything but neutral things to go off into the world and be what they are.

Yes, spite. It must be spite. This spite manifests as hope, Leo thinks.

"It's not spite," Charles says suddenly. Leo turns his head minutely to meet his gaze as Charles adds: "you are not the sort of psychic who can read minds, but surely you would sense it if it were spite."

Speechless, Leo only stares.

"I've always thought it must be hope that drives you."

"Hope," Leo asks.

"What is living in spite of the world trying to destroy you, if not for the hope that one day it will accept you instead?"

Leo didn't have an answer.

[ask game]

[egobyte]

!NSFT KINK F/O ASK GAME!

Feel free to reblog with your own F/Os

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1. What kinks does your F/O have? Do they have any particular favorites? Maybe a list from most liked to meh?

2. Does your F/O have any limits? Is it a long list or short?

3. Would you describe your F/O as very kinky? Do they lean more vanilla in terms of kink?

4. Is your F/O an experimentalist? Would they be open to trying anything/most things?

5. Is your F/O into bondage? If so feel free to elaborate!

6. Is your F/O into choking? Do they enjoy being choked, doing the choking perhaps?

7. Is your F/O a dom or sub or a switch? (Does not mean top or bottom)

8. Do you have a D/S dynamic with your F/O? What does/would it look like if you have/had one?

9. Do you participate in BDSM with your F/O? Any particular dynamics that stand out to you?

10. What does your F/O think of pet play?

11. Would your F/O ever own a collar? Would they use it on you or on themselves?

12. How does your F/O feel about toys? Any favorites?

13. What about sadism/masochism? Do they like giving or receiving pain?

14. Is age play something your F/O enjoys?

15. Is your F/O more of a caregiver type? Are they the type to take care of you in sexual situations?

16. Is your F/O a brat? Do they get away with it or do they need to be put in their place?

17. What about a brat tamer? Can your F/O tame brats, or do they enjoy obedience? Maybe neither?

18. Does your F/O like any "taboo" kinks? What do they consider "taboo" in terms of kink?

19. How horny is your F/O? Everyday, often, occasionally, rarely, etc? Elaborate!

20. What is a major turn on for your F/O? Is it a kink? Maybe something innocent? Traditional foreplay?

21. How does your F/O kiss? Do they like make out sessions?

22. What positions does your F/O enjoy? Do they have favorites? Have they ever tried more than one?

23. Would your F/O ever do public play? Do they have exhibitionist tendencies or are they incredibly private?

24. Is your F/O into voyeurism? How far would they be willing to go if yes?

25. Is impact play on the table? If so, what would your F/O enjoy? What are their limits?

26. Does your F/O leave marks during sex? If yes what type? Do they make sure they last long? Do they make them impossible to hide?

27. Would your F/O ever get bloody during sex? If so, why and how?

28. Is your F/O a fan of weapon play? If so, what weapons do they enjoy using/ being used on them during the act?

29. Does your F/O like to do kinky/BDSM scenes?

30. If applicable, does your F/O plan out play scenes? Are they spontaneous and excitable, or do they take great care in the details?

31. What does aftercare look like with your F/O? How do they provide aftercare? What aftercare do they need for themselves?

32. Is your F/O emotional during sex? Are they crying to you about love and smothering you in affection?

33. What about closed off? Is your F/O emotionally reserved during sex? If so, why is that?

34. What does your F/O sound like during sex? Are they loud? Do they cover their mouth or hide their noises if so?

35. Is your F/O insecure about any part of themselves? If so, why? What do they do to feel better about it?

36. What makes your F/O flustered?

37. How does your F/O react when flustered or embarrassed?

38. Does your F/O enjoy degrading/being degraded?

39. Clothes on or off during sex?

40. Does your F/O have any outfits they’d wear during sex? A uniform, lingerie, leather, etc?

41. Would your F/O like to see you in any outfits? What would turn them on and why?

42. Where does your F/O enjoy having sex? What's the most unusual place they'd have sex if given the opportunity?

43. What does your F/O do when they cum? Elaborate!

44. Would your F/O ever have a threesome or moresome? If so, with who?

45. Does your F/O like teasing? Or would they rather get on with it right away?

46. How eager is your F/O for sex? Are they always ready or is it merely a passing thought?

47. Does your F/O like praise? Would they enjoy being praised or praising you more?

48. Can your F/O handle being restrained? Is it exciting for them or miserable?

49. Would your F/O let you use them? Riding, cockwarming, using toys on them, etc? Elaborate!

50. ls your F/O into CNC? If yes, what are their favorite aspects of it?

51. Would your F/O use you during sex? If so, how would they do that?

52. Is your F/O into rough sex? Are they man handling you or treating you gently?

53. Does your F/O enjoy titles during sex? Do these titles extend into scenes or day to day life?

54. Would your F/O be into monsters/monster fucking?

55. If applicable, what monster would your F/O fuck or turn into?

56. Does your F/O have a breeding kink? How does that manifest for them?

57. Free Question! (Please respect who ever you are asking. Read intros and boundaries before asking anything!)

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OP is a proshipper, please be respectful and follow your own DNIs

[finnglas]

There’s an episode of Sesame Street (on Netflix! you can watch it easily!) where Elmo attends a toy-swap, where you offer up old toys you don’t play with anymore and receive someone else’s toys that are new to you. Cute!

But Elmo, after cheerfully surrendering his old toys, sees that the children who swapped toys with him are playing with his toys “wrong”! They’re imagining entirely different make believe scenarios! They’re pretending the football is a dinosaur egg instead of a rocket ship! Aaahhhhh!!!! And this is so distressing to poor Elmo that he does the unthinkable: He does swapsies-backsies and takes all his toys back!

This being Sesame Street, he learns that you can’t control how other people play pretend, but you can join in if you want to! And if you don’t want to, that’s ok, you can just play pretend your own way by yourself or with someone else who wants to play that way too. You can still be friends with people who play pretend differently than you (and aren’t being mean/harmful/etc, do not bad-faith-read this 🤨).

Anyway this is a post about fandom.

[seraphimsix]

Every time fandom turns a beautiful pathetic service top into an aggressive daddy dom type a random person on earth dies

[the-bar-sinister]

Whumper pinning whumpee to the wall by their clothing with a series of knives or other sharp objects. No blade is quite touching whumpee's skin...as long as they stay still.

[mechaniaa]

i had to

[shaydh]

for fucks sake did the oc discourse make its way to tumblr

[shaydh]

"ohh you can't have a good story if all you focus on is OCs"

fuck you maybe i don't want a story. maybe i want guilty gear.

[shaydh]

this kind of discourse always feels to me like Art teacher telling student to stop drawing anime. Is the student going to become a great artist if they never study anything besides anime? probably not. is your solution to shame the student out of what they're passionate about? you're just being mean.

[sejimacest]

tag Your family

[punchedbymarkesmith]

I hate the rise in people on tumblr thinking it's "good etiquette" to never add anything to posts in reblogs, to not tag reblogs with ships they're supposed to know the OP doesn't like because they think everyone should click the bio of every single person and study it before reblogging... This is not a private journal. This is a public website, and it's also the Reblogging and Turning it Into a Convo website. Like, yes, sometimes that can be annoying! Because making public posts where you're at the mercy of strangers has a high risk of annoyance. But that's the risk you take by posting.

[dear-massacre]

I actually really do hate the “your thoughts go into the tags” shit because I’ve seen people I follow flat out disagree with a post but reblog it anyways! And their disagreement is hidden in the tags, so when it gets reblogged their thoughts aren’t shown to the next person or the next.

Unless it’s blatantly a personal post, anyone who gets mad at shippers for “ruining a post” as just as pretentious as the hipster blogs of 2012.

[krakoan-koza]

It's a "listening to CREEP U and imagining being the muzzled, living weapon son of one of my F/Os" kind of day.

[aria-lehnsherr]

We were robbed- ROBBEDDD FROM THE HAIRY AURA THAT HE AHOULD HAVE HAD— IF OUR BUSH IS TO BE HONORED — HIS BUSH IS TO BE HONORED TOO

[krakoan-koza]

Gonna be answering asks in bulk when we are seeing the horrors slightly less.

[the-bar-sinister]

Ooo, Afterglow, for dealer's choice?

Afterglow:Do you and your f/o fight often? How do you and your f/o apologize to each other? Who apologizes first?

As Sir Crocodile's subordinate, it's Galdino's duty to apologize when something goes wrong. His first instinct is always to argue the point, to find some way that he was in the right. But for Crocodile he swallows his pride. His boss has earned that privilege. Galdino bows his head. Sometimes he kneels. He begs forgiveness. Sometimes, Crocodile will have him kiss his rings, laying his lips on them one by one, before he takes his jaw in his hand, and traces the point of his hook down his throat.

"You're forgiven, this time."

But somehow, he forgives him every time.

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Sir Crocodile never apologizes. For a man of his stature, it is a weakness, a vulnerability which he cannot afford. He has trained himself out of old habits— cut off the tongue that always offered reflexive 'I'm sorry's. But he knows when he's done wrong.

Crocodile's apologies come in the form of his arms around Galdino's shoulders, in the touch of his lips on his neck. Instead of "I'm sorry", Galdino gets a new suit. Crocodile demands his presence in his office, and presents him with a bottle of wine to share.

He doesn't say the words, but Galdino understands.

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AO3 link

ask game

Thank you so much for the ask! <3 I've been having trouble writing and it really helped.

[rosesloveletters]

Lover Album Romantic Self Ship Ask Game

I Forgot That You Existed: How does your f/o handle being wronged? Do they hold grudges or are they the type who lets everything roll off their back? 

Cruel Summer: Was there anything that stopped you from shipping with your f/o at first or was it love at first sight? Are things more complicated than they appear?

Lover: What is your favorite part of the life you’ve built with your f/o?

The Man: What strengthens your f/o in your opinion? What do they believe strengthens you?

The Archer: Has you f/o had a positive or negative relationship with love in the past and how has that affected their relationship with you?

I Think He Knows: List all of the things about your f/o that make you fall in love with them a little more each time!

Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince: If you and your f/o ran away together, where would you go? 

Paper Rings: Would you and your f/o ever consider getting married?

Cornelia Street: Do you and your f/o live together? If so, what is your domestic life like? If not, what would it be like if you moved in together?

Death By A Thousand Cuts: How do you and your f/o handle bad times/how are you there for each other when life gets rough?

London Boy: Do you and your f/o travel? if you both could live somewhere besides where you’re from, where would you like to live?

Soon You’ll Get Better: How do you and your f/o take care of each other when one of you is sick?

False God: Do you think of you and your f/o as soulmates? Why or why not?

You Need To Calm Down: Do you have any lgbt+ headcanons for your f/o?

Afterglow: Do you and your f/o fight often? How do you and your f/o apologize to each other? Who apologizes first?

ME!: What do you love the most about your f/o? What do they love the most about you?

It’s Nice To Have A Friend: Were you and your f/o friends before you became lovers?

Daylight: How has your relationship with your f/o changed your opinion of love? How has their relationship with you changed their opinion of love?

[the-bar-sinister]

Imagine your murderous F/O getting wrapped up talking about you and how much they love you, while they're in the middle of killing someone.