Dick Hobbs has appeared !!! what to do ??
Fondle butt
Bang
Kiss cheek
Kill (I mean Frank kinda took care of that!!)
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@pchobbs
Dick Hobbs has appeared !!! what to do ??
Fondle butt
Bang
Kiss cheek
Kill (I mean Frank kinda took care of that!!)
//I just got caught up on Castle Rock and the whole time I was watching it I kept hearing this voice that I recognized but couldn’t figure out who it belonged to or why I knew it.... and then oh my god, it’s fucking Adam Rothenberg! I’ve never seen him in anything outside of Ripper Street before. His character is an asshole, but still! I’m glad to see him in something else.
//Going on vacation on Monday (from the 13th to the 19th), and I wont be around much this weekend either. I think I only have one thread on here that I owe, and I’ll try and play catch up when I return the week after. Hope everyone has a wonderful week! <3
so, recently tumblr put out the feature to have colored text! and it’s very cool and fun to play around with. but, it can tend to give some people very bad headaches and eyestrain. so, if you plan on using the colored text in any post, could you please tag it with “eyestrain” for those of us who are bothered by it, it’d be greatly appreciated! feel free to reblog this post and spread it around.
Hobbs
Terrible First Meeting Starters
For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!
“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!” “You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.” “Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?” “I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.” “Get out of my way before I move you myself.” “Please, let me out of here!” “You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.” “Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.” “You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.” “You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.” “Please, someone help!” “You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.” “Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!” “I’m sorry if I hurt you.” “Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!” “I’ve never seen anything like you before.” “Stand right there and don’t get any closer!” “Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.” “Ugh, my head. What happened to us?” “Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” “If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.” “Holy shit. What have you done?!” “Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?” “Don’t panic, I can explain!” “I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.” “I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.” “Who are you? Where are you taking me?!” “This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.” “What the hell was that thing back there?!” “There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!” “Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!” “You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.” “I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.” “If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.” “Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.” “Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.” “I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.” “Fuck off, this is private property!” “I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.” “Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?” “Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.” “That isn’t your blood. What did you do?” “I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!” “Come with me. I want to show you something.” “You’re not going to eat me, are you?” “You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.” “Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.” “You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.” “Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!” “I’m sorry if I scared you.” “I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.” “I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?” “We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.” “Let go of me!” “I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.” “You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!” “I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!” “Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”
how nice it would be, to have your legacy secured — to know for CERTAIN that you’ll be remembered. tatiana is haunted by the idea of insignificance. the thought that someone could be here, exist for an entire lifetime, and never make a mark on anything… well, that terrifies her. maybe it is not so much the idea of being FORGOTTEN as it is never impacting anyone during the time you have. never helping, never inspiring… never doing anything that mattered. even royals can be forgotten in the grand scheme of things. time moves on, and they are left mere memories… and then, slowly, even less than that.
the constable’s words are a comfort. newfound calm is broken by a flash of CONCERN when she glances over her shoulder and finds her escorts restless. her family is still waiting ;; by now, they’re bound to wonder WHERE SHE IS. the excuse of running into a friend probably won’t hold up under scrutiny, true as it is, and she’d hate to have to recount the tale of her adventure to her family. now, tatiana realizes, would be a prudent time to go.
“ i haven’t got much longer to spare. ” she flashes the constable an apologetic smile. “ it isn’t that they don’t trust you, only that i’m keeping my family waiting… but don’t worry. i haven’t said a word of that previous… excursion. ” one eyebrow creeps up. “ i hope i can also trust your discretion. ”
“Perhaps it is time we part, miss. I should be getting back to the station, they’ll be wondering where I’ve gotten to.” Unclipping his helmet off his belt, he takes it and places it back on his head, adjusting the strap under his chin. His gaze remained on the guards, feeling himself stiffen a little at their watchful eyes. The feeling was like when Abberline showed up at the station, the air of uncomfortable unease and professionalism rose all at once in the men he worked with. Returning his full attention back to Tatiana now, he begins to feel a small smile forming at the corner of his lips, surprise taking over his features, “You haven’t, miss? Then I’m sure by now they must be wondering why you’ve taken so long gossiping with a police constable, miss. But yes, of course you can trust my discretion, it’ll be our little secret adventure…” It was then he remembered what she’d overhead him about to tell Jack, and Hobbs’ gaze darted to the grave. “Between the four of us.”
It is the things you cannot see coming that are strong enough to kill you.
Jodi Picoult (via quotemadness)
period drama meme: [1/3] minor characters
Lucy Eames
“Ooh!” Feigning theatrical offense, she put a hand to her chest, sitting up straighter.
“Careful, Hobbs- I’m not looking to set down roots or anything. Commitment isn’t my style, you know.” She was joking, of course. Men in general weren’t her style, as anyone who found her extremely dog-eared copy of the Complete Works of Sappho in her work satchel during her daily life could probably extrapolate. Hopefully he wouldn’t take her too seriously…
“Anyway- about the case. There’s really not much to tell- I was skipping by on the rooftops, getting the lay of the land and such, when I spotted that big brute- obviously drunk, by the way- accosting a lady of the night who clearly wanted nothing to do with him. Naturally, I leapt down and kicked him in the head. He went down, she started screaming- next thing I know, here I am.” She shrugged.
“Is that a sufficient enough statement, or would you like a description of the suspect? I’m pretty sure he’s already in custody, though- my kicks are, if I may say so, quite powerful. He’ll probably wake up tomorrow in a cell with a boot-shaped bruise on his face.”
Hobbs blinked in slight confusion and feeling a little stiff on how to react to that comment. In fact the constable wasn’t sure what he was supposed to respond with. Say he was happily married? Perhaps he had misinterpreted her as she had misinterpreted him. “Yes… well… uhm…” Taking notes as she spoke, he tried to imagine the scene playing out in his head and found it rather amusing. It must’ve been quite a shock, as it had been for him, for the poor woman who had seen the mysterious woman jump down and tackle the man who’d mugged her. “When you kicked him, did you hurt him, Miss Nightingale? I – I only ask in case he shows up in a hospital, so we could track him down…” Scratching at the back of his hand, Hobbs shrugged, “He may be in custody now, but he certainly did take off when we arrived, so perhaps he managed to escape our pursuit. Did you see what he was dressed with?”
* roulette one liners / @pchobbs
❝ i am an expert at mediating conflict! like when my friends SCARY, SPORTY, POSH, AND BABY had an issue with my other friend ARCHBISHOP DESMOND TUTU. ❞
“I – I… uhm…” Cocking his head to the side, Hobbs frowned, “I could be wrong, but I don’t remember anyone named Scary as part of the Spice Girls, miss. But a mediator would be appreciated. Though I suppose it’s not quite a conflict, as it is… an anniversary issue. I have no clue what to do for my first one with my wife…”
* don’t starters
‘ don’t be a stranger. ’
‘ i don’t think i can. ’
‘ don’t say that. ’
‘ you don’t have to go. ’
‘ don’t be what they made you. ’
‘ you don’t have to be anyone’s hero. ’
‘ why don’t you stay right here? ’
‘ don’t you trust me? ’
‘ you don’t have to be on your own. ’
‘ i don’t like to think about it. ’
‘ you don’t get to make that call. ’
‘ don’t act like you care. ’
‘ we don’t think alike. ’
‘ you don’t need to worry about that. ’
‘ i don’t know why. ’
‘ you don’t mean that. ’
‘ you don’t have to tell me. ’
‘ i don’t trust many people. ’
‘ i don’t have a family anymore. ’
‘ you don’t care what they think. ’
‘ don’t listen to them. ’
that’s what we’re doing now… i guess. ’
( * &. – SHANE MADEJ & RYAN BERGARA SENTENCE STARTERS. | accepting!!!
"It is, miss, and any information you can provide to aid the constabulary with would be greatly appreciated."
Ripper Street 1.03 The King Came Calling | 10 gifs and one quote
Word of advice, Ressler. This work we perform, it does not serve to look backward. This city, wickedness will ever leave its spores here. You and I, we are not magicians, we cannot see through walls or into men’s minds. Dozens perished, but hundreds who were ill are now well once more. We fight. We fight with all the skills we may muster. Beyond that, we may do no more.
‘ can we, as humanity, handle this? ’ from evie!
( * &. – SHANE MADEJ & RYAN BERGARA SENTENCE STARTERS. | accepting!!!
Hobbs took the question into careful consideration, bouncing a pencil between his fingers. Watching as the men installed the newly purchased technology into the station house wall, “Well, I th – think so, miss. A telephone does seem like an easier method of keeping in touch with people, and in our case, it saves sending a runner to the next station.” Hearing a grunt of approval from Artherton behind his newspaper, the young constable found himself grinning and fully turning his attention to Evie. “I just hope it catches on, miss, for households and the like. Don’t you think?”
‘ you sound like a weasel being hit with a hammer. ’ ( two for you glen coco, you go glen coco ) (( this totally doesnt have to be serious ))
( * &. – SHANE MADEJ & RYAN BERGARA SENTENCE STARTERS. | accepting!!!
“You probably should’ve told me this before I hit upload on youtube…”
will they make it out alive?