Perfectly Canon Megaman X Quotes

A blog for what is (and I assure you) completely 100%, absolutly, perfectly canon Megaman X quotes.

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X, after Zero sent Axl into the training simulator: Hey, where did you send him?

Zero: I’ll tell you where he’s not: safe.

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Axl as he whips from inside his room: Hyyyyyyaaaa! Hyyyyyyaaaa!

Alia as she walks into the room: Wow son your whips are getting really good.

Axl: Thanks dad!

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Axl, motioning to a bunch of Flammingle: Look at all those chickens!

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Well that was a long accidental hiatus.

Anyways, I plan on posting more quotes and such soon, and never forget that submissions are always open.

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The fuck?! There's white shit in the air! THE FUCK?!

Zero, during his first snowfall.

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Zero: I've only known Axl for a day now.

Zero: But if something happened to him,

Zero: I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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X: Uh, what's, uh, what's the best type of firework to buy?

Vile: Wouldn't you like to know, hunter boy!

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Sigma: No off topic questions.

Sigma: Because I don't want to.

Sigma: No- There's- No

Sigma: Permission denied.

Sigma: That's an off topic question.

Sigma: Next!

Sigma: You have been stopped.

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Sigma: So you'll do it?

Vile: Yeah man, I'll kill him.

Sigma: For how much?

Vile: How about thirty?

Sigma: Thirty grand?

Vile: *chokes on his drink*

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Zero: For a dollar-

Alia: No!

Zero: WHY?!

Alia: BEcause!

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Alia: Hey guys look at this new dress my mom bought me,

Alia, as she quickly spreads out her legs: Sike! It's a jumpsuit! You were fooled! HAHAH!

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Sigma: Zero?! I thought you were dead!

Zero: Yeah... But... I got better.

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Axl: Dad look, it's the good kush!

Zero: This is a dollar store, how good could it be?

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Axl: When there's to much drama at HQ, all you gotta do is,

Axl, sing songing: walk awayayaya!

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Sigma: Um, Vile, can you read number 23 for the team?

Vile: No, I cannot!

Vile: What up, I'm Vile, I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read.