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[correct-jrwi-quotes]

Chip: No. Gill, listen. Let me teach you a little phrase that I learned a long time ago, okay? Say it with me. Not... Gillion (Overlapping): Okay. Not. Chip: My... Gillion: My. Chip: Problem! Gillion: Problem. Then it shall not bother you when I dive out this window. *Gillion dives out the window*

The Baldening | Just Roll With It #4 - 30:37 Submitted by anonymous

[quotes-i-like]

You are enough just as you are.

-Samantha Stampler (Anthony Burch), Dungeons and Daddies

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[realjrwiquotes]

day 158

Condi: I don’t think my mind ever really explored the possibilities of potentially getting to the point where we’d be reading gay smut together— Charlie: In character, for a mechanical boost. Condi [despaired]: For a mechanical boost.

Riptide #113: Dark Puckered Hole submitted by @hot-sauce-giver

[incorrectdemonbluff]

submitted by anon

[incorrect-woebegone-quotes]

Sly: I love you.

Michael: How many people have you said that to?

Sly: Everyone.

Michael: What?

Sly: I told everyone that I love you.

[parttimehero]

Boone: Is stabbing someone immoral? Sashi: Not if they consent to it. Phyllis: Depends who you are stabbing. Penn: YES???

[shitpost-quote]

"Do not lose time on daily trivialities. Do not dwell on petty detail. For all of these things melt away and drift apart within the obscure traffic of time. Live well and live broadly. You are alive and living now. Now is the envy of all of the dead."

-Emily, World of Tomorrow (Don Hertzfeldt)

[incorrect-wenvier-quotes]

Wednesday *in a therapy session*: Before you think there's anything wrong with me; I'm here because I like this boy and I don't want to like him.

Wednesday: So if you could write a prescription for that, I'll be on my way.

Therapist:

Wednesday:

Therapist:

Wednesday *reluctantly*: …Please.