100%Pearl Salt

I'm a Les African princess i make art , i love anime, movies, and dolls.

[dull-scythe]

Derrick Barry realizing nobody died at Stonewall versus Britney Spears realizing Ryan Seacrest isn’t gay

[ask-symbrock]

Scars before the bond?? Does that mean Eddie has scars? Where? What are the stories behind them?

I got top surgery a little over… 10 years ago I think?

COULD’VE TOLD THEM ABOUT THE SCARS AND KEPT YOUR SHIRT ON.

Ah come on V-

HM.

[ask-symbrock]

[orhmhaxan]

im in awe

[sapphaholic]

So.

The Sound of Silence is probably one of my favorite songs ever. When speaking of the “true” Simon and Garfunkel version (as opposed to the version where they added background music to in post to make it more “pop radio”), it’s a song that gives me chills.

Disturbed is not a band that I really enjoy. I remember in college, my (now) wife gave me a copy of a Disturbed CD, because she had two for some reason. I tried to listen to it, I really did. Didn’t do anything for me.

But this? Holy fuck, this is stunning. This is amazing.

This gives me chills.

[sophygurl]

Holy shit, you have to listen to the whole sing. 

I have chills. 

[knitmeapony]

Holy SHIT.

[actuallyclintbarton]

This is the band who did “Down With The Sickness”????

UM?????

[jackietastic]

If you stop before three minutes you’re missing the truly mind-blowing bit

[kaar-ne]

Absolutely beautiful. I had chills.

[ladydragon76]

DUDE!

[acedlatte]

Ok, it got a reblog out of me there at the end. 

[linguisticparadox]

Fhdjf DUDE

[thessalian]

The vocal range on this guy. THE VOCAL RANGE ON THIS FUCKING GUY.

[wasdplz]

I fuckin love Disturbed and always loved it when they did covers. This is amazingggg

[thelittlenoctua]

i fucking love this video and i fucking love david draiman and his voice

[scatterations]

This is one of my favourite versions of the song. David Draiman’s rendition really brings out the dystopian aspects of the original work.

[cricketcat9]

OMG this is INCREDIBLE just listen

[dippersballoon]

I saw an opportunity and I took it

[offline-kinq]

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

[udon-tea]

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I won’t hesitate bitch

Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow

Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read

Kermit the Frog jumps off building

Fr e sh a voca do

back at it again at Krispy Kreme

There is only one thing worse than a rapist

Club Jam (yes a really good book)

At least the taco was free

I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand

Grandma loves ping pong too much

If your name is Junior

Welcome to Target

I’m just cooking pizza

Cole Sprouse dress-up game

On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf

Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)

Kid smacked by fly swatter

Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)

Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)

WE’RE BREAKING FREE

SAIL

I’m Squidward

So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies

So no head? (breaking skateboard)

Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)

No off topic questions (Chris Christie)

What the fuck, Richard

Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)

Bored as shiiiiii

Liberian accent (plasma globe)

New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)

Summertime sadness (chicken)

More like hurricane TORTILLA

I got an a-bor-tion

All Around the World (TheJasminator)

When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light

Snake licks lollipop

Accept yourself, love yourself

Be whatever you wanna be

Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)

Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho

Can I please get a waffle?

Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)

Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)

Kevin, watch the light dude

Horse meditation

A girl a dream & a clothing hanger

Is that a weed? (911 microwave)

Helium balloons (floating car)

Fireplace fairy

I’m your freestyle dance teacher

I can’t believe you’ve done this

Which way the Quiznos is

Impossible paper toss shot

Hemtube (dancing with cat)

I nurture my skin (Shaq)

Why are you running

Happy birthday?

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)

Farkle falling

Fuck you (soda machine)

Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)

Take On Me

And now my sock is wet (water gun)

All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala

When there’s too much drama at school

Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub

What’s your name? (ouija board)

Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)

Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)

Girl scared of convertible car

Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)

Would you like the spider on your hand?

Shopping cart crash

We actually have the chip reader now

I’M A GIRAFFE

Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)

I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[leaveittotegan-deactivated20181]

this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

[thefloatingstone]

I just spent money on things I wanted...

[delirious--mistakes]

[silentwalrus1]

[spirit-of-science]

[lesbianshepard]

i assure you it is absolutely essential that i own this shirt

[a-brats-world-deactivated202203]

@frogsupmysleeve

[frogsupmysleeve]

[erysium]

I know we’ll never grow old together.. cause you’ll never grow old to me 🍎

[ommanyte]

I want a pangolin Pokémon :(

[ommanyte]

[ommanyte]

[iamthesweeper]

i cant wait till she tries to figure out why pineco is a bug type

[ommanyte]

[tracobuttons]

This has got to be the funniest discourse I’ve seen on this hellsite

[shiftythrifting]

A very strange bootleg

[hajnarus]

wet shirts. Wet shirts everywhere

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Japanese Sumo robots

[setheverman]

this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on

[bunjywunjy]

the best part is this isn’t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop attachments and preprogrammed moves. 

(this one wants to be a beyblade when it grows up)

the idea is to include as many unique moves as you can, to make your shrieking deathbot difficult to counter

or dodging. that works too.

also, some of the speed demons have… unorthodox attachments to fool other bot’s sensors

WIIINGS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR

robot sumo is also a sport where spectators may end up taking a small robot to the shins if they aren’t careful.

FLYYYYYYY

I hope you enjoyed our foray into madness!

[s-p-giffy]

IT GOT BETTER!!!

[transmortifried]

Y’all. Looking at professionally made sumo robots is great. You know what’s better though? Looking at extremely UNprofessionally made sumo robots.

Here enjoy.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my god please watch this video

“she gave up looking for the robot and sent us a photo of her having a beer. the crowd applauded this act of supreme crappiness.”

one robot is just a kleenex box with a bunch of dildos on it, one does nothing but shake a packet of instant soup, i love humanity so much right now

[vastderp]

!!!

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

lads im goin into cardiac arrest

[der-hornmeister]

shoutout to the robot reacting to sound, transfixed at the cheering audience instead of its opponent

[hobolunchbox]

Chocolate clake.

[starlinght-blue]

[pineappical]

orville-styled cowboy!din djarin 🤠

[runningwithhelicopters]

Hot.

[wickedwonderlandd]

[youwerenevermine]

Me, when I checked my phone this morning:

Yes, I made a whole-ass meme. Now, if only I could be this productive at work 🥲