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@peachcakestuff
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from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generatorĀ ā
straight girl: *sees literally any guy with a lisp* š³ guys⦠my GaydarĀ®ā¢Ā©ā¦. is tingling. š©š i have the best Gay senses. š¤ i have the power ā to see šµš» right through the Gayās thick š„ external straight⢠layers and into their āļøgayāļø soul. š i am one with the gay community. šš¬ I can feel their kind in my bonesš ā¦. A gay psychicš®ā¦. If u willā¦ā¦ š
After a gay guy says another āmasculineā guy is gay. Straight girl: You are just hoping. šTrust me, my Gaydar®⢠is amazingš I visited NYC/San Francisco once š¬š¬ You just wish he was gay because you want him šØāā¤ļøāšāšØif he were gay š I would āØknowāØbesides, one time, we met eyes šš and let me tell you, š he wants me š
Stereotyping straights are we?
Yeah bc they wonāt stop murdering us so we unwind from the stress with some light humour
Art is Love Made Public
āFirst, you have to be selfless.Ā The pleasure of your lover must become your own.
But at the same time, you must also remain selfish. Because wanting someone so much that it feels the same as the need to eat, or to breatheā¦
this is where desire becomes love.ā
DELETE THIS POST
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
*clicks play in morbid curiosity*
*hammers reblog button*
I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do
WHAT THE FUCK
Hayley Kiyoko photographed by Andrew Boyle for Out Magazine
Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked.Ā
I found someoneās tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon
The Devil Wears Prada sequel looks great
Iām sorry where was this all my life?
I spent the last three hours making this shit when I couldāve been having a social life. I slightly regret it.
THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH I LOVE THIS AND I LOVE YOU
A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold
PLEASE EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Not risking it all I want in my life is a job I actually like
Sure why not, Iāll try anything at this point
i have an interview tomorrow!Ā
seriously need one right now LMAO
One of my favourite anecdotes about the first Golden Age of Piracy is that, at one point, Captain Henry Morgan left England in one ship, and arrived in the Caribbean commanding a completely different ship, and nobody knows why. What happened to the first ship and how he acquired the second one are entirely unrecorded.
At some point in his short career (1715 until 1718), the English pirate Ben Hornigold attacked a sloop near Honduras just to steal all the hats of the crew, because his own crew had gotten drunk the night before and they had tossed every single one of their own hats overboard.
Bartholomew Roberts, arguably the most successful pirate in history by ships captured (a whopping 470 in 3 years), didnāt actually want to be a pirate. His ship was captured and he was forced to join the pirate crew.
After the original pirate captain was killed, he was democratically elected captain of the pirate crew less than 6 weeks after being captured by them.
Everyone in the notes saying āDread Pirate Robertsā is my new best friend.
wanting to dismantle beauty standards but also defining yourself by them
Did I ever tell yall about the time I had a really vivid dream that I overheard some dudebros talking about sucking dick and one of them said āIād suck a dickā and his bros were like ābut bro youāre straightā and the response was āIt doesnāt have to be a guyās dick. Donāt be a transphobe, Chadā because I just remembered the phrase āDonāt be a transphobe, Chadā and now Iām laughing
Iām reblogging this because I just remembered ādonāt be a transphobe, chadā again
The Holy Trinity:Ā
Donāt be a transphobe, Chad,Ā People are gay, stevenĀ and theyāre lesbians, harold
People who make ābraver than any US Marineā jokes and have to read peopleās offended pro-military comments about it are braver than any US Marine