Phil

South-American, 17, mint addict

[wannabeanimator]

REBLOG if you’re a villainous millennial who is plotting Lightning McQueen’s demise

[john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty]

Kid Tells Mall Santa A Secret; Seconds Later Him And His Elves Are Beating The Crap Out Of A Child Molester

Real life Bad Santa doesn't f*ck about!

A Wisconsin mall Santa decided to handle one of the naughty list members early this year when a young girl told him her Christmas wish was for her stepdad to stop molesting her. He and four of his elves attacked the guy, who was waiting nearby, and pummeled him unconscious.

An eyewitness recalled, “Santa didn’t say nothing. He just grabbed the back of the guy’s skull and headbutted him REAL hard.” The witness continued on to say, “Then Kringle got on top of him and just started pummeling him. He was laughing and screaming ‘Ho! Ho! Ho! Motherfucker!’

[plumber-with-a-gun-deactivated2]

I love this.

[gray-firearms-deactivated201905]

There should be more stories like this

[tsuki-dono-7-deactivated2019102]

[loganlerman]

[android1000]

[android1000]

[evolvedleo-deactivated20170414]

but like whatever works for you like works for you and that’s ameezing.

[vegetans]

[fuckinglovebrit]

[citymod]

Jennifer Garner’s secret talent

[tussene]

heres a compilation of my fav vines 

#ripvine

[beastywiki-blog]

@slasherbilly

[letterboxdd]

just watch this. 

“blablabla, disloyalty”

“oooh!” 

*giggling adorably together*

[chelsie-carson]

I so adore these two women … and in these roles!

[breaktotheotherside]

I love how both almost loose it when Maggie Smith says “oooh” for the first time.

[dekutree]

[sexhaver]

im in physical pain

[cisnowflake]

This is the worst thing my eyes have ever been set upon.

[peachdomination]

itunes: [plays caramelldansen]

me: [reaches for the Forward button]

voice of 13 yr old me: you leave this song playing and face the facts

[feels-by-the-foot]

[nadiaoxford]

I hate 2016 so much.

[bigeisamazing]

[gemini]

Oh my god

[narcissan]

this is art

[peachdomination]

Me: [doesn't realize or recognize the severity of the situation I'm in]

Everyone: wow u are so chill about everything

Me, definitely dissociating: lol yeah I just roll with the punches I guess