The Title of My Tumbl

Legally an adult but entirely unaware of how to function as a normal human being. Aims to be more like Leslie Knope every day.

[thebestoftumbling]

[feelingsfrommoviesandseries]

Fleabag S2E03

[ruinedandnotorious]

This whole speech/scene is amazing.

[gothcostco]

not to be too millennial but

no money

[celanon]

no house

[clst]

just avocado

[mapsontheweb]

There are more homicides in the red area than the green area.

[turing-tested]

do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing

[scatterbrainedadventurelog]

can i offer a smaller spoon?

[turing-tested]

absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[communistkenobi-archive]

hozier just casually drops “be like the love that discovered sin” in a song like that’s not the rawest fucking thing ever

[goblinloreremade]

[great-tweets]

[beesforpresident]

[rcktpwr]

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

[federalbureauofislam]

no offence but do i look like i understand anything

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

[spacemancharisma]

[subcorax]

i have a cat named The Lady and my favourite thing about her is that she manages to have this very petite, delicate face while also being incredibly fat so every time she goes downstairs i just hear like.

THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUnk thunkthunkthunk 

and then my mother in the softest, most delighted voice going “oh, hello my wee lady!”

[subcorax]

@mordredoforkney ask and ye shall receive

baby girl. baby. big

[tracer-isms]

It’s

The Lady

[ourmissallison]

THE LADY

[castiels-slinky]

THE LADY

[cosmospoons]

these get progressively worse and im not even sorry

[catchymemes]