i need a fucking cigarette

shitposting and stans

[eugenieroe]

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

[livingafterit]

If this bitch don’t stop being a terf he’s fucking out and I’ll punch him in the balls

[ruinedchildhood]

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

[summersweeet]

via weheartit

[rainbowgazes-archive]

Tumblr app: uh oh, wooks wike the dang heckin connection did a poop. Maybe twy again? （*´▽｀*）

Me:

[myrrhdotcom]

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

[studyblr]

things will work out and you will be fine. a year from now you’ll think back and smile and be proud of yourself for pulling through.

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

thinking about that time my mom came into my room without knocking and caught my 9th grade ass on straightcollegemen.com and I was like “I WAS RESEARCHING COLLEGES AND THIS SUDDENLY CAME UP” and she was like “it’s ok, baby, it’s just a computer virus” and I was like

[horrorgay]

The only realistic gay/straight interaction

[theliteraryjournals]

“Why bother remembering a past that cannot be made into a present?”

— Søren Kierkegaard, Fear and Trembling

[suteknakht]

A friend: gay witchcraft isn’t gonna be able to fix this

Me, a gay witch: *gathering my incense and candles* like hell it isn’t

[doinbetter]

sleepover w urself kit

i’m currently having one of these and i’m a little vodka drunk

materials: -netflix/ dvds/ movies to watch

-a bomb ass playlist (u can make this as part of the fun!!!)

-takeout food or cook a good dinner

-storebought cookie dough

-alcohol (optional but preferred) 

-face mask of choice 

-nail polish

-lingerie / cute pjs

agenda: 

1.) put your phone on airplane mode 

2.) turn on that bomb ass playlist that u made & put the cookies in the oven

3.) eat ur takeout grl and pour ur drink

4.) after dinner, do your skincare

5.) turn on ur netflix sis &  paint your nails

6.) don’t forget abt your cookies

7.) u can kinda do ur own thing at this point but the moral of the story is: u can have fun whether u’re by yourself or not! 

[jay-berd]

if you were a “gifted kid” in elementary theres an 100% chance youre gay and depressed now

[famehooka]

me dissociating while waiting for my mom to pay on the register 

[xonorika]

[digitalintimacy-deactivated2018]

this is me communicating my thoughts while high and thinking i’ve said them out loud but they remain internalized

[huffylemon]