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im the fakest idgafer youll ever meet. im so chalant. i care more than i can put into words
middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add
LEAKED MORNING ROUTINE:
-i need to be held
-i’m fine
-i’m beyond saving
-we’re back
-it’s over
-swag city
said his love language was physical touch so i beat his ass
this gif is fucking frying me
the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
this is what ancient greek philosophy is like
False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.
The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.
I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.
"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"
i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.
therefore, the Default Object is:
beautiful
makes a horrendous sound
smells absolutely awful
is very fragile
tastes delicious
and i still cannot think of anything that matches this
behold, the default object!
DEFAULT OBJECT FOUND
For anyone worried about missing anything in BG3 or replaying the game and wanting to find something they missed there’s a ton of checklists available online and I’m just gonna post the ones I’ve been using for all the acts in case anybody else wants to reference them!
Act 1 of 'Baldur's Gate 3' can take dozens of hours to complete, with a multitude of sidequests and activities. Here's everything you need t
Act 2 in 'Baldur's Gate 3' is a massive undertaking, with a lot of hidden quests and details. Here's everything you'll want to do in the Sha
Act Three is jam-packed with quests for you to complete.
Don't miss any Act 3 side quest and secret available in Baldur's Gate 3 with this guide.
Act 3 of Baldur's Gate 3 is massive, finally taking you the titular city itself. Here's everything you'll want to see and do.
“i must be faking this for attention” thinks the girl who isn’t even telling anyone about it
I have deep love for the cat.
saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works
Me, having been immobile for three hours: hmm I should get up and pee
The world’s tiniest angel: time for snomgol my mommi :)
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what it felt like walking home after two pints four cigarettes and eighteen moments of gorgeous friendship to sate me for the coming colder weeks
makes me sick to see people dedicating their lives to their careers and families. what about phone in bed
survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat
this had better not alter the Numbers in my bank account
by Talos this can't be happening
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