Wanderlust

[dynode]

i like to remind myself of this everytime i read smut and you should too.

[kosmogrl]

[hollowboobtheory]

what terminally online looks like will depend on your primary platform. twitter brain worms look very different from tiktok brain worms and tumblr brain worms are a whole other species

[hollowboobtheory]

Twitter brain worms: don't even LOOK at me if you think someone can be repticosexual and dipporomantic at the same time. and yall can not reclaim faggot either 💅

tiktok brain worms: aw rippedgutscore is out already? damn and I didn't even get to wear any of the 35 pieces I got from shein for it and now I have to throw all of them out! oh well on to catfish girl. hey did you get the new temu anti wrinkle Stanley cup yet?

tumblr brain worms: you fuckers think VICTOR FUCKING FRANKENSTEIN is capable of topping???? I have to laugh. nah imma frankenfuck that old man into pieces and look God in the eye while i do it. get that old man Frankenpreg.

Facebook brain worms: oh my god did you see they're putting amino acids in school lunches to turn your kids TRANS. aw what a cute baby peacock! God's creations truly are beautiful *looking at the most obvious ai image you've ever seen*

YouTube brainrot: *lengthy and highly opinionated analysis of a movie you've never seen*

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[altospaceangel]

If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.

[i-am-a-fish]

I feel attractive

and that's not really a feeling I'm used to. I just feel really confident and beautiful. it's a really nice feeling that I didn't expect to feel anytime soon

[cannibalchicken]

[skajador]

[skajador]

YALL REALLY DO BRING THIS BACK EVERY SEPTEMBER

[anonbeadraws]

don’t you just love naptime?? 🛏️ 💤

tip link in source <3

[nachosforfree]

I want to tell my cat that I just got back from a pride parade but sadly she is homophobic what do I do

get a cat that isnt homophobic

[storfulsten]

taste

[hellmandraws]

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[foam-dome]

“An absent father is not a dad, Though for twelve years, that’s all he had. But this faceless father is just a man. And while not by blood, his dad is Stan.“ “Is he a son? Is he an employee? These are legitimate questions.“

[fairyofsomething]

[phantoms-lair]

[lmaonade]

lesbians are always right. if your lesbian friends tells you some shit that’s good info 

[johannas-motivational-insults]

a very notable exception: they are always wrong about if a girl likes them or not

[body-of-ouches]

I just really like this tweet

[animatedtext]

[6-7-go-to-hell-or-go-to-heaven]

[ikimaru]

pointy bf :^)

(based on that suggestion from a while back))

[cuddlesworks]

Give this robot a break

[eternalgirlscout]

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it’s to physically attack people. and she’s right.