fred jones is trans. fred jones is bisexual. fred jones is autistic. fred jones is a himbo. fred jones respects women. fred jones is the kind of person who prefers grocery store brand soda to national brand. fred jones wears his socks inside out. fred jones slurps his spaghetti one noodle at a time. fred jones has never been on a rollar coaster before in his life. fred jones is 5′3″. fred jones thinks coolsville sucks. if you tell fred jones that coolsville sucks he’ll probably break your kneecaps. fred jones is incapable of physical violence. fred jones smokes diet joints laced with weed. if you tied the laces of fred jones’ shoes together, every single day, he’d never notice and trip every time. fred jones still uses curly shoelaces though. fred jones also only wears lesbian sandals with his inside out socks. if fred jones had twitter he would tweet good morning and good night every single day and only get like 3 likes on each tweet. fred jones could singlehandedly destroy the nft market. fred jones carries all of his library books in a little ergonomically designed book pouch that has custom swirly font on it that just says “traps <3 <3 <3″. fred jones is married to everyone in coolsville. fred jones brings baked sweet potatoes and a bag of caramel corn to every single potluck he’s ever been invited to (which was only like two). fred jones cannot spell “necessarily”. where was i going with this