h*rny

im in god mode rn

[cryptidquinn-deactivated2021071]

when im playing out a daydream scenario in my head and i catch myself trying to rush to The Good Part™:

[missing-the-90s]

[pissvortex]

[kotsume]

[ripleyuniverse-deactivated20230]

[uzone]

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams

[eightmonkeys-deactivated2022090]

me, trembling and sobbing: guys….mickey milkovich–

yall, probably: oh my god here this bitch goes again

[qafgifs]

[alien-memes]

possible ufos caught on video

[different-landscapes]

[gosh]

via weheartit

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[finalfantasyvii]

[belgiandad]

[flipclock]

me: i’m going to clean my room! i’m going to take a shower! i will wake up early and take care of myself! brain: u know whats fun? rotting.

[mjalti]

why does using someone’s name in conversation feel so intimate, like the way a touch feels gentle as someone is fixing ur hair or brushing out a stray strand

[mjalti]

someone: *uses my name to address me* me: oh my God, i am a physical entity… …..