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Libby~20~♓~🍑

[gaypeopletwitter]

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

sir that´s my emotional support deathclaw

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[mintprints]

The oldest trick in the book!

[batfamcreys]

[gailsimone]

These pages have been going around a lot lately. It;s from a story I wrote for Wonder Woman’s 75th Anniversary Special, and I am reblogging to make sure that the artist/co-creator, Colleen Doran, gets proper credit for making Star-Blossom so adorable! :)

[tethmos-deactivated20180313]

This cured my depression

[brycemargot]

Tessa Thompson as Detroit in Sorry to Bother You (2018) dir. Boots Riley

[gaarrus]

mood whenever another online multiplayer game comes out instead of a story-driven single player game

[gaarrus]

still the biggest mood

[stability]

its almost like kids learn prejudice 

[daisymariejay]

Parenting done right!

[originalweirdough-deactivated20]

a lot of parents block they kids blessings by thinking they not smart to understand things

[lesbianshepard]

the main reason i took art history was so i could get my necessary art credits without having to actually make any art because i am bad at it. for the art history final it’s a choice between recreating an art piece we saw or creating one in the spirit of what we learned. 

i (and like 5 others) asked the professor if i could maybe write an essay and she was like “hmmm. how about this? you watch a movie that has one of the cultures we learned about and analyze all the historical inaccuracies. like….the mummy! the brandon fraser one.”

like….the mummy (1999) is my favorite movie. and pointing out problems in things is my favorite activity. i will die for this professor. 

[lesbianshepard]

me gettin ready to tear into the costume designers for giving Seti I a deshret style headpiece when, as a pharaoh of the new kingdom and therefore ruling after the re-unification of upper and lower egypt, he should be wearing a pschent: 

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i give the bouncer my special id which only says “i make jokes on the internet” and he picks me up by my feet and swings me into speeding traffic

[acoolguy]

i walk up to the same bouncer and show him my special id which says “minecraft youtuber” and he dips me low and kisses me so sweetly

[memewhore]

[alicentpark]

DC Bombshells + Harlivy kisses

[fanmoviewatch]

Some highlights from Shrek Retold, a weird and wonderful full length fan film made by over 200 contributors, that that recreates the entire first Shrek movie scene by scene using each contributors own unique style for the section they created.

[valtsv]

hubris is sexy actually

[valtsv]

being so excessively self-confident that the gods themselves have to intervene to teach you not to be such a smug little bastard??? that’s preddy hot

[bob-belcher]

it has begun..

[squidliescrawls]

I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk

[pon-raul]

y’all hear about this Payless shoestore prank ???

fucking wild levels of hilarious

[pon-raul]

why are rich people like this lmao

[priceofliberty]

“Palessi” sold about $3,000 worth of shoes within a few hours and, after the shoppers paid, staffers told them that the shoes were actually from Payless, according to AdWeek, which reported on the event Wednesday. “They are elegant (and) sophisticated,” one shopper described her purchase as, in a Payless video posted on YouTube.

Then, the woman, who Payless says is a real person not an actor, was told the shoes actually were the handiwork of Payless. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” she said.

Another shopper, this one a man, said about his purchase, “I could tell it’s made with high quality material.”

Payless refunded the shoppers their purchase prices and plans to use the video testimonials, already available on YouTube, as commercials on social media and TV.

Source

[saint-ambrosef]

the fact that they refunded the shoppers is what makes this genuinely funny and not assholish

[wolfofsteele]

It would be hilarious either way. Rich people get rekt.