Here comes a witty yet profound title.

[threadrunner]

my job in the commune would be making spotify playlists

[calellon]

You ever been tied to a bed?

Only by my depression

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

my girl got a yeast infection. make bread with that, call it hole grain

i have never hated anyone more in my lfife

[brucebocchi]

[chamomillles]

let’s say hypothetically, you got a fast car…….and let’s say hypothetically for the sake of the debate……i want a ticket to anywhere

[dinosarden]

WHY WEREN’T YOU AT MILF PRACTICE

[greelin]

here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

[sameoldsin]

Hanging out with straight ppl who just do not get gay humour is so exhausting…

[sameoldsin]

I’m like “Bella swan was a lesbian cause she drove a truck” and this str8 girl says “no she married edward and they had sex lol” …

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

every time i see a kid come out as lgbt im always like :)!!!!!!! just immense second hand pride it doesnt matter if i know them personally its just like. idk. it fills me w sincere joy to know that they feel like they can tell ppl. i love it. i hope for nothing but safety and happiness for every lgbt kid

[givemearmstopraywith]

every day i wake up and drink my silly little coffee while God eats my heart like a pomegranate in front of me

[neaarty]

[creepish]

going to do something fun and crazy tonight. *lights a small candle* 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kryptidkae]

every day i think about how i accidentally outed myself in high school by showing my friends a sweet text from my “boyfriend” that read something along the lines of “good morning, i love you, i know you’re going to the beach with your friends today so be sure to wear sunscreen” and they thought that was too nice of a thing for a man to ever say to a romantic partner so they figured out that my “boyfriend” was a woman. the bar is in the earth’s core

[fatherlybeast]

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

she got that Capri Sun Roarin’ Waters pussy

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

lord please forgove me but i think im bout to respect the pouch

[smallerpartsofthecity]

John Bohl